Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Time Immemorial1,317 pages

How often are you in trouble with the gf? Seems to be 4-5 times a day here😂😂

Not very often. Maybe once a week or every other week. And trouble is usually something like a minor argument. Even though I'm an arrogant know-it-all prick on KMC, I'm much nicer to the wife and family. I don't have to treat you guys as good as I do my family because I don't have to live with you. 🙂

How long you been married?

I get in trouble for being on KMC😂

7 years.

Almost 8 years.

It will be 8 years on June 3rd. 🙂

Just thinking about my wife, our marriage, and how much in love with her I am is making me misty eyed at work. She is definitely my sweetheart. 🙂

Originally posted by dadudemon
7 years.

Almost 8 years.

It will be 8 years on June 3rd. 🙂

Just thinking about my wife, our marriage, and how much in love with her I am is making me misty eyed at work. She is definitely my sweetheart. 🙂

That's cool man, you are lucky. So what about KMC, what does she say about it?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wife just said there would be sex tonight. I said there had better be or there will be rape tonight. She thought it was funny. 🙁

That is pretty funny.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
That's cool man, you are lucky. So what about KMC, what does she say about it?

I tell her that Robtard wants to see her butthole and that Rogue Jedi wants to have her babies. She usually rolls her eyes or calls them pervs when that conversation happens. At one point, we are supposed to visit Bardock42 in Hamburg Germany...and Bardock42 wants to visit the US for Thanksgiving. I offered to hang out and have drinks with focus4chumps, but he won't patronize me. 🙁

She also thinks "it's cute" that I have delicious food as my sig. and avatar.

\What about you (and others)? Do they know you spend so much time on a piece of shit site?

Lol, piece of shit site, hahahaha. I used to get in more trouble for it, but then she got hooked on a iPad game that I used to play, so she does that a lot when I get on here. She is used to it by now.

You guys are shameful. I never come on KMC unless I am stuck at work or waiting for a download on the home PC momentarily. It'd be a tremendous waste of mental energy to ignore a woman over.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
You guys are shameful. I never come on KMC unless I am stuck at work or waiting for a download on the home PC momentarily. It'd be a tremendous waste of mental energy to ignore a woman over.

Lol, try living with a girl man that wants all your attention. What you do for work?

My older brother has been telling me for years to quit this site. Truth is though, I find this far more fun and enjoyable than materialistically shopping in a mall all day.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Lol, try living with a girl man that wants all your attention. What you do for work?

Just be more annoying or learn to tie a cherry stem with your tongue. That'll solve your problems.

Also, I work in admissions in a college.

Originally posted by Lestov16
My older brother has been telling me for years to quit this site. Truth is though, I find this far more fun and enjoyable than materialistically shopping in a mall all day.

👆

KMC is always amusing, and it's good to keep the mind sharp when detecting BS. Plus everyone trolls on some level or another in good fun.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
You guys are shameful. I never come on KMC unless I am stuck at work or waiting for a download on the home PC momentarily. It'd be a tremendous waste of mental energy to ignore a woman over.

I, too, only use KMC when at work. That wasn't always the case in the past, however. My only PC was connected to my TV so the wife would be sitting next to me on the couch while I argued about John Preston being better that Hit Girl in gun skill and H2H.

I think most normal girls find that whole exercise to be boringly geeky (arguing about movies on the internet).

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Also, I work in admissions in a college.

Is that kind of like confessional in a Catholic Church? Do students just come talk to you through a veil and admit terrible things they have done?

If so, I could use your help as I need to admit a few things...

Originally posted by dadudemon
I, too, only use KMC when at work. That wasn't always the case in the past, however. My only PC was connected to my TV so the wife would be sitting next to me on the couch while I argued about John Preston being better that Hit Girl in gun skill and H2H.

I think most normal girls find that whole exercise to be boringly geeky (arguing about movies on the internet).

They just argue about fashion and what's on E-Entertainment news, usually.

Also, John Preston would spank Hit Girl.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
This place needs to be more of a gentleman's club/lounge to vent and women and brag about sexual conquests. Women get there gossip corners and stupid magazines.
What if women want to post though?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I tell her that Robtard wants to see her butthole and that Rogue Jedi wants to have her babies. She usually rolls her eyes or calls them pervs when that conversation happens. At one point, we are supposed to visit Bardock42 in Hamburg Germany...and Bardock42 wants to visit the US for Thanksgiving. I offered to hang out and have drinks with focus4chumps, but he won't patronize me. 🙁

She also thinks "it's cute" that I have delicious food as my sig. and avatar.

\What about you (and others)? Do they know you spend so much time on a piece of shit site?

My sister thinks it's gay but then she spends hours on tumblr, so in response I usually just beat her up and have sex with her boyfriends.

Originally posted by NemeBro
What if women want to post though?

Lol, so be it 😆 😆

Originally posted by NemeBro
What if women want to post though?

The machismo of KMC will give them Y chromosomes. Estrogen is the enemy here

Shut up Lestov.

Originally posted by NemeBro
My sister thinks it's gay but then she spends hours on tumblr, so in response I usually just beat her up and have sex with her boyfriends.

Poor sister of Shane....being beat up for speaking her mind.