Off Topic Circle Jerk

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Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by quanchi112
Like that girly man could kill anyone outside his dreams.

U scarred.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Lestov16
It was hilarious because I remember at one point in the dream, I checked on the site, and somebody was asking for Quan, and was replied with "Quan is dead". And the responses for that were essentially "Oh well. I guess that's what happens" 😂
Wake up, junior. I'm alive well and about to dominate my 20 year old later today.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

You gonna tear that ass up like Albert Fish, right?

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by quanchi112
Wake up, junior. I'm alive well and about to dominate my 20 year old later today.

Your mom's van doesn't count, bro.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Your mom's van doesn't count, bro.
Does your mom's Van count ?

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
U scarred.
Only reason I don't is it will screw his mama over if I beat him down.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Well TBF, I'm sure he beats the shit out of that van when he can't capture any victims.

He probably painted Matthew McConaughey on it and calls it "the Van Zan"

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Lestov16
Well TBF, I'm sure he beats the shit out of that van when he can't capture any victims.

He probably painted Matthew McConaughey on it and calls it "the Van Zan"

Sometimes women even chain themselves to the Van. Hint hint.

🙂

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by quanchi112
Does your mom's Van count ?

My mother's dead, so no.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Well TBF, I'm sure he beats the shit out of that van when he can't capture any victims.

He probably painted Matthew McConaughey on it and calls it "the Van Zan"

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
My mother's dead, so no.

So what does that have to do with her van ?

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent
Originally posted by Stealth Moose

Quan rides in style. Probably uses the ornate design to distract cops from the girls screaming for help inside.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Lestov16
Quan rides in style. Probably uses the ornate design to distract cops from the girls screaming for help inside.
Your mother only screams, "Harder Quan, harder." Yeah, I know she likes to call me Quan.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

You want to have sex with a 50+ year old with cerebral palsy? Eww.
I mean, I'll pass the message that your crushing on my mom, but don't expect a response, weirdo.

Time Immemorial Restricted

I said Quan should do bang bro's he would be good 😂

Riding around in Van's tearing girls up!

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Lestov16
You want to have sex with a 50+ year old with cerebral palsy? Eww.

Odd, agreed, but don't bash another man for his kink. At least that one is legal.

Time Immemorial Restricted

Lol oh lord.

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Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Guy's thoughts: "You know if I had a small dick, no way could I work for this site. Good thing I'm not Quan"

Time Immemorial Restricted

Imp which builder built that new house of your's in SA?

Robtard Senor Member

It was Bob.