Originally posted by Lestov16Heavens no. I only have sexual relations with attractive women. I just meant she likes the belt to the back. She's into physical pain.
You want to have sex with a 50+ year old with cerebral palsy? Eww.
I mean, I'll pass the message that your crushing on my mom, but don't expect a response, weirdo.
Originally posted by focus4chumps
...but you just suggested that you had sex with his mom, you frikin retard.
Originally posted by quanchi112No, I didn't. She screams. I never said I has sex with her you moron. Go back to what you know please. Smearing lipstick on your gross lips.
Your mother only screams, "Harder Quan, harder." Yeah, I know she likes to call me Quan.
Originally posted by quanchi112
He admitted he had a wet dream about me. He's obsessed and needs to go get laid.
Don't know how a dream in which I was fleeing from going back to jail again is somehow erotic???? Trust me, it had more to do with my fear of my upcoming court date than you. Also, reason KMC was in it is probably because that's the last site I was on before I laid down.
also, my wet dreams usually involve Tatiana Maslany having a 3 way with her clones.
Originally posted by Lestov16
Quan rides in style. Probably uses the ornate design to distract cops from the girls screaming for help inside.
The loud bass helps drown out their cries too.
Originally posted by Lestov16
You want to have sex with a 50+ year old with cerebral palsy? Eww.
I mean, I'll pass the message that your crushing on my mom, but don't expect a response, weirdo.
Originally posted by Lestov16
Don't know how a dream in which I was fleeing from going back to jail again is somehow erotic???? Trust me, it had more to do with my fear of my upcoming court date than you. Also, reason KMC was in it is probably because that's the last site I was on before I laid down.also, my wet dreams usually involve Tatiana Maslany having a 3 way with her clones.
Wow, good but obscure choice on the girl.
Originally posted by Lestov16You dream about me. My pure disgusting and I'm not into that. Best of luck telling your mom your fantasies about me.
Don't know how a dream in which I was fleeing from going back to jail again is somehow erotic???? Trust me, it had more to do with my fear of my upcoming court date than you. Also, reason KMC was in it is probably because that's the last site I was on before I laid down.also, my wet dreams usually involve Tatiana Maslany having a 3 way with her clones.
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
The loud bass helps drown out their cries too.Wow, good but obscure choice on the girl.
The music is always blaring. And it's always the same song too
"Lestov's mom has got it goin' on, Lestov's mom has got it goin on".
I mean the dude clearly has a crush on my mom. It's kind of creepy, but how I can I help it if Quan thinks she's some kind of MILF?
Orphan Black is awesome. The lesbians only make it better.
Originally posted by quanchi112
You dream about me. My pure disgusting and I'm not into that. Best of luck telling your mom your fantasies about me.
About 99% of your recent posts towards me are about my mom. She's not interested in your genitalia-lacking pelvis, Ken Doll.