Originally posted by Impediment
At my parents' house for the weekend sitting for all of their animals.My dad is in California doing some out of state work with AT&T, and my mom is in central Texas to attend the funeral of her brother and her aunt.
I get to f*ck my wife in my parents' bed.
Eww. 😱
Whos the camera man?
Is your wife wearing her old cheer leading uniform?
Are you wearing you old officer uniform?
Damn, I almost just orgasmed 🙂 . Here I am playing Battlefield: Bad Company 2. Already, I'm thinking this is one of the best games I've ever played (way better than either MW2 or Black Ops IMO). Then, upon reaching an enemy base, the lead squad member tells the squad that the enemy is "dug in deeper than an Alabama tick". Now here, I'm ecstatic as shit, as Predator is my undisputed favorite movie of all time. I'm thinking this really can't get any better. And then, (as when you are not actively fighting enemies, the squad will will just converse about random shit), this happened.....
😎