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I recently bought Deicide's new album, To Hell with God. Maybe I could sing along with Glen Benton?

Nooooooooooooooooooo Dont do it....! lol

Originally posted by Impediment
I recently bought Deicide's new album, To Hell with God. Maybe I could sing along with Glen Benton?

do it matt, then record it, download it to youtube and then link us all to your youtube channel 😛

You could set the tags as "Decide cover, Death Metal , Exploding throat, Blood, spontaneous combustion, Satan, Rupture , torn, vocal cords."

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Feeling a lot better. So good, in fact, that I'll post a video of a kick ass song by a kick ass band:

YouTube video

So I had a tooth pulled today. My #10 tooth was decayed and beyond hope for a root canal and a cap, not that I could afford it, anyway. So, for your enjoyment, my MVF brethren, here is a picture of me, your moderator, with his new grill for the foreseeable future:

"Howdy, ya'll!! I'm Dr. Orville Pigdicker and I'll perform any abortion for just $29.99!!"

FYI, the rest of my teeth are in good condition. I was just unfortunate to have this one tooth that was just plain FUBAR. I take care of my grill, goddammit.

LOL At least you did it in style...!!

YouTube video

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Imp,

That better not cause any dragging on my shaft now when you're working it.

ha tooth pulled, what bologna. we all know what really happened 😖hifty:

Rob, had I the appropriate funds, I would remove all remaining 31 of my teeth so I could gum you all day and night.

Now that's friendship. But really, just use a crowbar.

At home alone tonight with Netflix and Busch beer.

Going to drink yourself silly, watch Beaches and masturbate while using your tears as lube, huh?

It's only a 16 oz. sixer, FFS. I'm watching Brighton Beach Memoirs. It's really an underrated film, if you ask me.

And I dry spank, thank you very much.

Did anyone see Limitless? Top film. Thinking about making a gauntlet it.

The rooms starting to spin......from all the gayness.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Did anyone see Limitless? Top film. Thinking about making a gauntlet it.

didn't see it ninjak, whats it about?

It's about a writer who scores a pill that allows him to access everything he has ever learnt at once.

He must evolve or die.

Kinda like a more realistic version of Lawnmower Man.

And it has Abbie Cornish in it. The hottest girl in Hollywood. She's currently in Suckerpunch.

Trust me don't miss this.

Originally posted by the ninjak
It's about a writer who scores a pill that allows him to access everything he has ever learnt at once.

He must evolve or die.

Kinda like a more realistic version of Lawnmower Man.

And it has Abbie Cornish in it. The hottest girl in Hollywood. She's currently in Suckerpunch.

Trust me don't miss this.

I don't wanna ruin it so

Spoiler:
he has to take one everyday or his body will shut down, so he has to find ways to recreate the drug. The side effects are loss of perception of time and over accelerated body clock.