Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Blinky1,317 pages
Originally posted by Impediment

Hahahaha, good shit. Thanks for that.

Oddly enough Edward would rip him to pieces.

Count Orlok is homo proof, so no.

Nah, he's ripped to pieces.

Originally posted by the ninjak
I've always used Comic Vs Rules here.
yea and you also used comic feats here

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, he's ripped to pieces.
did edward actually rip anything to pieces besides a retard female vampsta bytch?

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
did edward actually rip anything to pieces besides a retard female vampsta bytch?
She's as hard as granite, babe. The albino vamp is flesh and bone.

Figure it out.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She's as hard as granite, babe. The albino vamp is flesh and bone.

Figure it out.

count still wins ✅

he scares that puzzy into submission

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, he's ripped to pieces.

Have you seen the film? If you had, you'd know there is a very specific way for Orlok to be killed and Edward while feminine as he is, isn't a woman of purity.

Yup.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
yea and you also used comic feats here

Huh? I like to think I've argued against comic feats being used in this forum.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She's as hard as granite, babe. The albino vamp is flesh and bone.

Figure it out.

Orlok showed instant teleport feats. It's unknown how strong he was but there was that scene where he carried huge crates at porting speeds into his castle.

So he has enough strength and speed to fight a Cullen. It's the durability that's an issue. Edward and the rest of the Twivamps are Golems not Vampires. Hardened super statues.

Orlok may have trouble breaking Edward but Edward ain't touching Orlok.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Huh? I like to think I've argued against comic feats being used in this forum.

Orlok showed instant teleport feats. It's unknown how strong he was but there was that scene where he carried huge crates at porting speeds into his castle.

So he has enough strength and speed to fight a Cullen. It's the durability that's an issue. Edward and the rest of the Twivamps are Golems not Vampires. Hardened super statues.

Orlok may have trouble breaking Edward but Edward ain't touching Orlok.

Just saying, he's not as durable. No vampire is.

Orlok with a flamethrower would win.😱

Maybe. Don't tell DDM that.

I saw Thor today. Pretty damn good, if I may say so.

Originally posted by Impediment
I saw Thor today. Pretty damn good, if I may say so.

yes it is, did u stay past credits?

Oh, yeah.

Spoiler:
What kind of story do you think they will use the Cosmic Cube for?

Originally posted by Impediment
Oh, yeah.

Spoiler:
What kind of story do you think they will use the Cosmic Cube for?
Spoiler:
loki will use it to try to destroy the world prolly and quite possibly if they really do follow Avengers # 1 he should also have The Hulk under his power

31 today!

Getting old🙁

Originally posted by the ninjak
31 today!

Getting old🙁

Happy birthday, mate.

Look at it this way, at least you're not RJ old, that's old.