Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by NemeBro1,317 pages

Jason doesn't stomp. He's too slow and clumsy to stomp Khan.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Except Khan does not posess the tools to drop Jason even once.

Steven?

The intro of that movie he requires an entire armed spec ops group and several high explosive weapons to down him, and as I stated, it didn't down him permanently. The fact that you think Khan can replicate this feat barehanded is laughable.

If Khan is standing still trying to squeeze Jason's head, then yes, even someone as ploddingly slow as Jason can not only strike Khan, but pick him up, ragdoll him, and break every bone in his body like chicken bones. You seem to think Khan can do an instant skullcrush despite him never ever doing so. You made assumptions right there.

You fail to explain HOW Khan could ever net a win. It's not like Khan has a weapon in that OP.

Even in my current condition, I still would not envy you or anything you possess.

Yes, he does as he has the strength to crush his skull.

It was a forum loss. He came back after he lost to the fbi team. He didn't defeat the fbi team he was crushed. Vs. threads are about who wins that encounter not permanent death days or weeks later. You're clueless. You didn't even know what cells were you fool.

Jason allowed the kid in Jason takes Manhattan to strike him for over thirty seconds showing he doesn't even always try to defend himself. I've supported my stance with evidence while Freddy even dominated him one on one in the real world.

Jason also lets Freddy pound on him too after he's downed and at his mercy for well over ten seconds. Watch the films. Tommy beat him twice. Have you ever seen a film ?

That's because you're a liar and full of hate. I love it. 🙂

RIP Lemmy! A metal icon, legend, and all around fantastic person.

👆

Originally posted by quanchi112
We both know I'd beat you up if that were the case.
Nope. I would beat you to a pulp on a daily basis. You would cry. Rob and I would laugh. It would be glorious.

Ha, but I don't think you would actually beat him.

You'd hold his 5'4" (in shoes) petite frame down with one hand and fart on him while lolling and he couldn't do a thing about it.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Nope. I would beat you to a pulp on a daily basis. You would cry. Rob and I would laugh. It would be glorious.
I've seen your nerdy ass. I'd punch you in your nerdy face.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ha, but I don't think you would actually beat him.

You'd hold his 5'4" (in shoes) petite frame down with one hand and fart on him while lolling and he couldn't do a thing about it.

You are quite the angry cuck.

Says the manlet who smells like another man's anal-gases

Originally posted by Robtard
Says the manlet who smells like another man's anal-gases
Sounds like your sexy life not mine, cuck.

Good job letting everyone know that you beat off to that cuckold fantasy porn, quano 👆

Originally posted by Robtard
Good job letting everyone know that you beat off to that cuckold fantasy porn, quano 👆
I don't judge you for your cuck lifestyle. If it makes you happy have at it.

There was a time I have a shit and would have stopped this.

Now, I just wanna see what happens next.

Originally posted by Impediment
There was a time I have a shit and would have stopped this.

Now, I just wanna see what happens next.

I imagine Robbie is slapping some lipstick and about to apply mascara to live his fantasies out.

You should hand over that Mod-ship to me, son

Originally posted by Robtard
You should hand over that Mod-ship to me, son
You would be corrupt and would ruin this place.

You're a paranoid and tiny man, quano; tiny in body, mind and spirit. Work on it.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're a paranoid and tiny man, quano; tiny in body, mind and spirit. Work on it.
Is your blush on yet ?

Imp, when you're ready to rename the thread, I propose:

"Ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"

I got my suggestion in before you.

"Roger Dodger vs Dodging Doger, Facee down ass up."