Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Tattoos N Scars1,317 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
No, I am amused you March to the best of my drum. I wish there were more posters like you who obsessed over me and always came back no matter how much I mock you.

This song describes you, Quan

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

Continue to obsess over me, my disciple.

Off for the long weekend soon, not sure I'll be on until Monday, so have a happy new year, all.

Juggerman ran off after he viewed the thread.

😂

Happy New Year people

Originally posted by quanchi112
Dude, you look like a dweeb. You've never beat up anyone.
lol whatever you say.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
lol whatever you say.
Concession accepted.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
This song describes you, Quan

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

I cant even finish this cause I'm laughing to hard.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Concession accepted.
It's not concession, it's pity. No one here respects you. You're a joke.

I know, I know....."RJ is an old dweeb, RJ is a shadow of his former self, blah blah blah....."

Thing is, deep down you know just how pathetic you really are.

So have fun smack talking. Have fun saying things to others on an internet forum that we all know you wouldn't dare say to our faces.

Have fun......failing at life.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
It's not concession, it's pity. No one here respects you. You're a joke.

I know, I know....."RJ is an old dweeb, RJ is a shadow of his former self, blah blah blah....."

Thing is, deep down you know just how pathetic you really are.

So have fun smack talking. Have fun saying things to others on an internet forum that we all know you wouldn't dare say to our faces.

Have fun......failing at life.

This coming from the guy who dated someone on here and she left your loser ass for someone else. You're the poster boy for a loser. Seriously. You were a horrible debater and pick up chicks on a message board. Best part is she left for you another poster.

What I say is true while you're grasping at straws.

😂

All joking aside, I'm of the same opinion that the majority of the shit talking on this board, by anybody, would never be spoken directly to that person's face.

Just my opinion.

I know RJ is a Star Wars fan so I'll extend this challenge to him and the loser of the debate doesn't post for two weeks afterwards. I know since you don't post it that'll be no big deal but I'll honor this bet only against you. Let's see you man up and represent either the ot Star Wars trilogy or the Pt. man up, RJ.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=620933&pagenumber=6#post15545082

Originally posted by quanchi112
This coming from the guy who dated someone on here and she left your loser ass for someone else. You're the poster boy for a loser. Seriously. You were a horrible debater and pick up chicks on a message board. Best part is she left for you another poster.

What I say is true while you're grasping at straws.

😂

Lol, the only part you got correct was that I met someone here. She didn't get with "the other person here" until a Coupla years and a Coupla failed relationships later. Get your history straight.

Funny, when I was on the wizard bandwagon you thought I was a brilliant debater. It was only when I came to my senses that, according to you, I became a horrible debater.

Also, you have no right calling anyone a horrible debater when you claim that Khan has better night vision than Riddick.

See, you bash me now only because I went back to Team Jedi.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I know RJ is a Star Wars fan so I'll extend this challenge to him and the loser of the debate doesn't post for two weeks afterwards. I know since you don't post it that'll be no big deal but I'll honor this bet only against you. Let's see you man up and represent either the ot Star Wars trilogy or the Pt. man up, RJ.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=620933&pagenumber=6#post15545082

So if I refuse to debate that link, I am not a man? Is that seriously how you think one becones a man? By arguing SW vs ST? Damn.......Internet debating really is all you have........I'm so sorry.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Lol, the only part you got correct was that I met someone here. She didn't get with "the other person here" until a Coupla years and a Coupla failed relationships later. Get your history straight.

Funny, when I was on the wizard bandwagon you thought I was a brilliant debater. It was only when I came to my senses that, according to you, I became a horrible debater.

Also, you have no right calling anyone a horrible debater when you claim that Khan has better night vision than Riddick.

See, you bash me now only because I went back to Team Jedi.

Calm down, man. You get so worked up and you started this emotional tirade after a concession accepted post.

I still have the pm in which you acted like you were lying about backing the Jedi.

Khan has better vision period as he doesn't need goggles to shield his sensitive eyes.

This is supposed to be fun and I want to bring back the guy with the 133,000 posts. What happened to that guy ?

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
So if I refuse to debate that link, I am not a man? Is that seriously how you think one becones a man? By arguing SW vs ST? Damn.......Internet debating really is all you have........I'm so sorry.
I never even said that I just gave you the chance to prove you're a better debater. You're on team Jedi so why not accept. You're another guy who when push comes to shove you just leave and back down.

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
So if I refuse to debate that link, I am not a man? Is that seriously how you think one becones a man? By arguing SW vs ST? Damn.......Internet debating really is all you have........I'm so sorry.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Impediment
All joking aside, I'm of the same opinion that the majority of the shit talking on this board, by anybody, would never be spoken directly to that person's face.

Just my opinion.

Yes, we would all be friends in real life. This place is for jokes and past time.

Originally posted by Robtard
YouTube video
Leave RJ be he's had a rough time.

😂