Originally posted by spetznazQFT
Yup ....the Rulk will also stomp on Galactus, tear apart the Vishanti, and absorb the entire Asgardian pantheon.He is, after all, the 'struuungest' hero there is.
I hear even Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat are afraid of him!
What he did to Uatu the Watcher was just the beginning ....I was told by a little birdie that his powers are soooooo great that his left toe is actually not a toe at all, but rather the grisly remains of pre-retcon Beyonder after Rulk was finished with him.
He is also the reason why Apocalypse jobs so much ....Apoc is afraid of shining because that will make him a target of Rulk, thus he decides to always mess up and job.
Rulk is the force the powers the almighty batkick of Batman, the sheer awesomeness of Captain America, and the mighty armbar of Black Panther.
He also powers Storm and Wolverine fanboys, and plans to take over Thanos and Ironman fanboys as well.
The same little birdie told me that the BIG match coming out in a couple of months time will be between the Rulk and ....the one and only ...Chuck Norris.
Odds are heavy that Rulk will finally rob Chuck Norris of true omnipotence .....finally, the great Chuck finds will meet an entity (and Rulk IS an entity) that he will fear.
So, what chance does Superman have.
Rulk wins infinity/0.
After all, Rulk is = [(The Presence x 10) + (Stan Lee^Jack Kirby)] ^ (Loeb x fanboyism-run-amok)
That is unbeatable.