Red Hulk (Rulk) vs Superman

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Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Not if RedHulk explains that it won't. He gets +4 for his sheer badassery, +1 for Talent and +2 for Loeb writing. It's a mental power so it's based on IQ which is average for a human (10). Thus he rolls against 16 which means he has a 98% chance of succeeding.

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Originally posted by guy222
Rulk still

Not unless he has a gun dur

Originally posted by quanchi112
Superman has been shown to get blasted by far less featless wonders than the Rulk. You overrate the Rulk imo.

He does however beat Superman senseless imo.

You have not heard the Good News!

You must not have if you think that the Rulk is overrated ....no my good boy. Rulk is there to be worshipped ...to be adored ...to be bowed down to.

He is the beginning and the end of all comic book characters.

Why do you think Thanos looks ugly with a weird skin tone ....it is because Thanos knew that there would come a time when the TRUE POWER (the real name of the Rulk) would appear on Marvel Earth, and thus he was preparing the path.

Thanos is like john the Baptist ....the Rulk is the comic book messiah!

He is not overrated ....he is totally infused with Loeb Power, the manifestation of all that is fanboyism.

Add the fanboy powers of Wolverine fortified with three servings of adamantium and one of healing factor, 'cosmic' Storm and her 'godly' thunderbolts, two-globs of Thanos fanboys, a Batkick or two, a sideswipe from Captain America's shield, and armbar from Wakanda ....and one of the best (erm ...yeah, 'best'😉 threads from Golem, a post or two from Quanchi trying to use 'logic' (and to this add the poster Tony Stark trying to use Quanchi-style 'logic' to show why Iron Man is the greatest), and one of the old-school posts from Wolverine777 .......and even THEN you would not be near the true awesomeness of Loeb-inspired Rulk greatness.

Rulk is the be all and end all.

Rulk is the exemplar of perfection.

The Presence bows to the Rulk (even if it is from another omniverse ....you see, Rulk is that great).

Now, let me go collect my check from Loeb!

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Why the hell wouldn't he be? Rulk is so ridiculous it is unbelievable. I wouldn't be surprised if he broke Galactus' nose at this point.

He wouldnt stop at galactus' nose, he would break all of galactus.

Rulk's gun is amazing 😂

Supes is in serious trouble

Loeb's omnipotent pen FTW

If there was a comic character that TOAA, The Presence and MoM fear,
it would be Rulk.

Rulk has gone face-to-face with The Presence and saw his face.
He has overtaken TOAA as the Supreme GOD of Marvel.
He has bitchslapped MoM in their numerous encounters in Image Comics crossovers.

Rulk is literally Jesus H. Christ incarnate depicted on comic books.

The hilarious thing is that Rulk could easily have been a creation of BS Comics .....at this rate I will not be surprised if 'Flash Prime' and other BS comics characters start appearing on real comics.

Maybe there should be a 'cosmic' Storm and a Quanchi Thanos in the mix as well.

Originally posted by spetznaz
You have not heard the Good News!

You must not have if you think that the Rulk is overrated ....no my good boy. Rulk is there to be worshipped ...to be adored ...to be bowed down to.

He is the beginning and the end of all comic book characters.

Why do you think Thanos looks ugly with a weird skin tone ....it is because Thanos knew that there would come a time when the TRUE POWER (the real name of the Rulk) would appear on Marvel Earth, and thus he was preparing the path.

Thanos is like john the Baptist ....the Rulk is the comic book messiah!

He is not overrated ....he is totally infused with Loeb Power, the manifestation of all that is fanboyism.

Add the fanboy powers of Wolverine fortified with three servings of adamantium and one of healing factor, 'cosmic' Storm and her 'godly' thunderbolts, two-globs of Thanos fanboys, a Batkick or two, a sideswipe from Captain America's shield, and armbar from Wakanda ....and one of the best (erm ...yeah, 'best'😉 threads from Golem, a post or two from Quanchi trying to use 'logic' (and to this add the poster Tony Stark trying to use Quanchi-style 'logic' to show why Iron Man is the greatest), and one of the old-school posts from Wolverine777 .......and even THEN you would not be near the true awesomeness of Loeb-inspired Rulk greatness.

Rulk is the be all and end all.

Rulk is the exemplar of perfection.

The Presence bows to the Rulk (even if it is from another omniverse ....you see, Rulk is that great).

Now, let me go collect my check from Loeb!

You have simply gone over the edge.

I blame loeb for this tragedy. 🙁

Originally posted by spetznaz
You have not heard the Good News!

You must not have if you think that the Rulk is overrated ....no my good boy. Rulk is there to be worshipped ...to be adored ...to be bowed down to.

He is the beginning and the end of all comic book characters.

Why do you think Thanos looks ugly with a weird skin tone ....it is because Thanos knew that there would come a time when the TRUE POWER (the real name of the Rulk) would appear on Marvel Earth, and thus he was preparing the path.

Thanos is like john the Baptist ....the Rulk is the comic book messiah!

He is not overrated ....he is totally infused with Loeb Power, the manifestation of all that is fanboyism.

Add the fanboy powers of Wolverine fortified with three servings of adamantium and one of healing factor, 'cosmic' Storm and her 'godly' thunderbolts, two-globs of Thanos fanboys, a Batkick or two, a sideswipe from Captain America's shield, and armbar from Wakanda ....and one of the best (erm ...yeah, 'best'😉 threads from Golem, a post or two from Quanchi trying to use 'logic' (and to this add the poster Tony Stark trying to use Quanchi-style 'logic' to show why Iron Man is the greatest), and one of the old-school posts from Wolverine777 .......and even THEN you would not be near the true awesomeness of Loeb-inspired Rulk greatness.

Rulk is the be all and end all.

Rulk is the exemplar of perfection.

The Presence bows to the Rulk (even if it is from another omniverse ....you see, Rulk is that great).

Now, let me go collect my check from Loeb!

Greatest post ever.

In all seriousness Rulk would win

Rulk wins in 10 seconds.

Rulk 10/10.

Originally posted by spetznaz
You have not heard the Good News!

You must not have if you think that the Rulk is overrated ....no my good boy. Rulk is there to be worshipped ...to be adored ...to be bowed down to.

He is the beginning and the end of all comic book characters.

Why do you think Thanos looks ugly with a weird skin tone ....it is because Thanos knew that there would come a time when the TRUE POWER (the real name of the Rulk) would appear on Marvel Earth, and thus he was preparing the path.

Thanos is like john the Baptist ....the Rulk is the comic book messiah!

He is not overrated ....he is totally infused with Loeb Power, the manifestation of all that is fanboyism.

Add the fanboy powers of Wolverine fortified with three servings of adamantium and one of healing factor, 'cosmic' Storm and her 'godly' thunderbolts, two-globs of Thanos fanboys, a Batkick or two, a sideswipe from Captain America's shield, and armbar from Wakanda ....and one of the best (erm ...yeah, 'best'😉 threads from Golem, a post or two from Quanchi trying to use 'logic' (and to this add the poster Tony Stark trying to use Quanchi-style 'logic' to show why Iron Man is the greatest), and one of the old-school posts from Wolverine777 .......and even THEN you would not be near the true awesomeness of Loeb-inspired Rulk greatness.

Rulk is the be all and end all.

Rulk is the exemplar of perfection.

The Presence bows to the Rulk (even if it is from another omniverse ....you see, Rulk is that great).

Now, let me go collect my check from Loeb!

at that, i lol'd.

Originally posted by FearOfBlood
Rulk wins in 10 seconds.

Rulk 10/10.

unfortunately, i cant say the same for that one.

Originally posted by Raoul
at that, i lol'd.

unfortunately, i cant say the same for that one.

A guy who one-shotted a being on pair with Galactus should destroy any version of Superman in seconds.

Originally posted by spetznaz
You have not heard the Good News!

You must not have if you think that the Rulk is overrated ....no my good boy. Rulk is there to be worshipped ...to be adored ...to be bowed down to.

He is the beginning and the end of all comic book characters.

Why do you think Thanos looks ugly with a weird skin tone ....it is because Thanos knew that there would come a time when the TRUE POWER (the real name of the Rulk) would appear on Marvel Earth, and thus he was preparing the path.

Thanos is like john the Baptist ....the Rulk is the comic book messiah!

He is not overrated ....he is totally infused with Loeb Power, the manifestation of all that is fanboyism.

Add the fanboy powers of Wolverine fortified with three servings of adamantium and one of healing factor, 'cosmic' Storm and her 'godly' thunderbolts, two-globs of Thanos fanboys, a Batkick or two, a sideswipe from Captain America's shield, and armbar from Wakanda ....and one of the best (erm ...yeah, 'best'😉 threads from Golem, a post or two from Quanchi trying to use 'logic' (and to this add the poster Tony Stark trying to use Quanchi-style 'logic' to show why Iron Man is the greatest), and one of the old-school posts from Wolverine777 .......and even THEN you would not be near the true awesomeness of Loeb-inspired Rulk greatness.

Rulk is the be all and end all.

Rulk is the exemplar of perfection.

The Presence bows to the Rulk (even if it is from another omniverse ....you see, Rulk is that great).

Now, let me go collect my check from Loeb!

lulz.

i have another theory on who the red hulk is.........Emil Blonsky.

-i bet the abomination red hulk killed was a skrull, even though he hates banner more, he felt more compelled to get rid of the impostor of his old self first.

-red hulk displays intelligence even in monster form, emil had the same in abomination form.

-emil was a serbian spy for the soviet union, the "RED army". 😉

-nobody hates the hulk more than emil does and he always tried to establish physical/mental superiority over green hulk every time they collided, just as red did in #5.

-emil is also smart/skilled enough to hack S.H.I.E.L.D. and leave them a nasty virus.

-and, he also has gamma base security clearance.

the watcher's appearance is speculative at best but then again, this red hulk fiasco could get bigger and bigger since he already got rid of thor in one issue.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
lulz.

i have another theory on who the red hulk is.........Emil Blonsky.

-i bet the abomination red hulk killed was a skrull, even though he hates banner more, he felt more compelled to get rid of the impostor of his old self first.

-red hulk displays intelligence even in monster form, emil had the same in abomination form.

-emil was a serbian spy for the soviet union, the "RED army". 😉

-nobody hates the hulk more than emil does and he always tried to establish physical/mental superiority over green hulk every time they collided, just as red did in #5.

-emil is also smart/skilled enough to hack S.H.I.E.L.D. and leave them a nasty virus.

-and, he also has gamma base security clearance.

the watcher's appearance is speculative at best but then again, this red hulk fiasco could get bigger and bigger since he already got rid of thor in one issue.

That's actually pretty good.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
[B]lulz.

-i bet the abomination red hulk killed was a skrull, in one issue.

When a skrull dies you see his true form.

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God Superman one shots Rulk.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
lulz.

i have another theory on who the red hulk is.........Emil Blonsky.

-i bet the abomination red hulk killed was a skrull, even though he hates banner more, he felt more compelled to get rid of the impostor of his old self first.

-red hulk displays intelligence even in monster form, emil had the same in abomination form.

-emil was a serbian spy for the soviet union, the "RED army". 😉

-nobody hates the hulk more than emil does and he always tried to establish physical/mental superiority over green hulk every time they collided, just as red did in #5.

-emil is also smart/skilled enough to hack S.H.I.E.L.D. and leave them a nasty virus.

-and, he also has gamma base security clearance.

the watcher's appearance is speculative at best but then again, this red hulk fiasco could get bigger and bigger since he already got rid of thor in one issue.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
That's actually pretty good.

While I agree, it's too bad that PG overrates Loeb's intelligence.

Originally posted by spetznaz
You have not heard the Good News!

You must not have if you think that the Rulk is overrated ....no my good boy. Rulk is there to be worshipped ...to be adored ...to be bowed down to.

He is the beginning and the end of all comic book characters.

Why do you think Thanos looks ugly with a weird skin tone ....it is because Thanos knew that there would come a time when the TRUE POWER (the real name of the Rulk) would appear on Marvel Earth, and thus he was preparing the path.

Thanos is like john the Baptist ....the Rulk is the comic book messiah!

He is not overrated ....he is totally infused with Loeb Power, the manifestation of all that is fanboyism.

Add the fanboy powers of Wolverine fortified with three servings of adamantium and one of healing factor, 'cosmic' Storm and her 'godly' thunderbolts, two-globs of Thanos fanboys, a Batkick or two, a sideswipe from Captain America's shield, and armbar from Wakanda ....and one of the best (erm ...yeah, 'best'😉 threads from Golem, a post or two from Quanchi trying to use 'logic' (and to this add the poster Tony Stark trying to use Quanchi-style 'logic' to show why Iron Man is the greatest), and one of the old-school posts from Wolverine777 .......and even THEN you would not be near the true awesomeness of Loeb-inspired Rulk greatness.

Rulk is the be all and end all.

Rulk is the exemplar of perfection.

The Presence bows to the Rulk (even if it is from another omniverse ....you see, Rulk is that great).

Now, let me go collect my check from Loeb!

so how many books have you writtan..

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