What makes a good friend

Originally posted by dadudemon
One who gives the reach around.

That's a boyfriend I think.

Or a ****.

Someone who is more than happy to buy you a fish supper in return for the pizza you bought them the night before...

They become a shit friend when they refuse to do so even though you have no money and are starving.

Just thought up in my mind why me and my best friend are best friends.

Ridiculous amount of loyalty to the other. Zero physical/emotional boundaries. Don't have to knock. Know all of the other's secrets. Have the same friends. Spend every waking moment either together or texting each other and never get tired of each other. Will drive three hours into the country to visit the other. Buy each other inside joke presents because we see something that reminds us of the other. Talk each other out of bad decisions and encourage the other random weird stuff we want to do. Friends with the other's siblings and family. Will help do chores and other work without reward. The other's pets like the other. Buy each other dinner without wanting to be repaid...except in terms of more food. Wait up till the wee hours of the morning to see what the other just finished and is super proud of. Can make fun of each other and neither of us care. Can make fun of other people together. Visit the other when their sick and contagious. Catch the other's disease and aren't mad.

A good friend will tell you the truth....or just give out his/her opinion.

Only when they're asked for an opinion?

Originally posted by The_Dormouse
Ghey sexks.

Best said by Walter: "Whaddya know? 10,000 sperm and this is the one that got out."

Anyways, good friend is someone who accepts you for who you are, and is always by your side during the best and worst of times.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
A good friend will tell you the truth....or just give out his/her opinion.

So does a smart-ass coworker...

Originally posted by Naz
Just thought up in my mind why me and my best friend are best friends.

Ridiculous amount of loyalty to the other. Zero physical/emotional boundaries. Don't have to knock. Know all of the other's secrets. Have the same friends. Spend every waking moment either together or texting each other and never get tired of each other. Will drive three hours into the country to visit the other. Buy each other inside joke presents because we see something that reminds us of the other. Talk each other out of bad decisions and encourage the other random weird stuff we want to do. Friends with the other's siblings and family. Will help do chores and other work without reward. The other's pets like the other. Buy each other dinner without wanting to be repaid...except in terms of more food. Wait up till the wee hours of the morning to see what the other just finished and is super proud of. Can make fun of each other and neither of us care. Can make fun of other people together. Visit the other when their sick and contagious. Catch the other's disease and aren't mad.

Whoa, whoa, whoa there. You said "zero physical boundaries" and "catch the other's disease and aren't mad" in the same paragraph.

Are you telling me that if you had a friendly romp with your friend and they gave you genital/anal warts, hepatitis C or HIV, you wouldn't get upset?

My only friend is cash.. cold; hard cash...

Originally posted by Heat_Vision
My only friend is cash.. cold; hard cash...

That must make for some quality banter, advice and nights out.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
That must make for some quality banter, advice and nights out.

Been there and done that, now I'm just looking for a woman. 💃

Originally posted by Heat_Vision
Been there and done that, now I'm just looking for a woman. 💃

Nice. Good luck.

Thanks! group

One who gives too much and asks nothing!

Originally posted by Heat_Vision
Been there and done that, now I'm just looking for a woman. 💃

After you inflate them.

a good friend is someone who, as we say round these parts, sucks fae saft

Some one that doesn't beat around the bush, tells you straight up if you have a problem or not

Who loves you just the way you are and doesnt ask you to change.