Joker Quotes

God, there was this great thing in "Last Laugh". Joker's to do list and testament. It had this one great point.

"Call Commissioner Gordon; Ask for Sarah; Hang up.

Repeat"

"You... IDIOT!! (smiling yet pissed off) You made me! Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over!; and don't think that I didn't try!" (enthusiastically nodding "yes"😉.

- Joker (Batman '89)

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ohhh...better sit down before I bust a gut. Seeya later, kiddo!"

"I make art until someone dies. I'm the world's first fully functional homocidal artist"

"You cheezed me off by messing in my affairs. Normally, I eviscerate people for that"

Think it's out of a Batman comic book, I don't remember which one but it has been written on one of my 3-ring binders for a long long time.

"The only sensible way to live is without rules and tonight you're gonna break your one rule."

"I've taken off my mask. Now, how about you, take of yours.."

- Joker '89

"OHHH.. LOOK AT YOU GO!" - TDK

"And where is the Batman? He's at home! Washing his tights!"

"Its not about money! Its about...sending a message...Everything burns!"

"Why So Serious?"

"Lets put a smile on that face."

"And as for the uh, TV's so called "plan"...Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers..."

"You can call me..,Joker. And as you can see, i'm alot happier..hehehehahaha"

"Winged freak,...terrorizes!.. Wait'll they get a load'a me.." (love that one)

- Batman '89

"I took Gotham's "White Knight" and brought him down to our level. As you know, madness is like gravity...all it needs is a little push! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Batman '89's on now. Oddly on on abc family.

Well, now that Dark Knight has come out, its realism pushes the '89 version into the family category.

Luthor getting choked by Grundy: And you'll also guarantee none of you will ever see a penny from me
Grundy drops Luthor: Your crazy
Joker kicks in the door: And whats wrong with THAT? It's done wonders for me

"Under all the stern and batarangs is just a little boy, crying for his Mommy and Daddy. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic... Ah, heck I'll laugh anyway." - Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

I love 'Return of the Joker'

Okay, that's nice, but the whole point of the thread is adding quotes, do you have any?

"It's not about the money...it's about sending a message. Everything burns!"