Joker Quotes

you gotta ask yourself something do you feel lucky.... well do ya ....you only got one shot, hows this gonna go down ............................say hello to my little freind

not from batman but awesome lines

is anyone a hot girl

I'm a man of my word HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!. (The Dark Knight)
Heath Ledger

Come on boys! He's just one man! One man dressed like a lunatic and armed to the teeth. XD (Batman: Arkham Asylum) Mark Hamill

[Over P.A System, about Batman] Remember guys, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. LOL ( Batman: Arkham Asylum) Mark Hamill

"Nice of you to say, but you, of all people shoud´ve know, theres plently wrong with me *evil grin*"

"Sometimes i kill myself !!"

"If you get hurt inside, get certified, and if life should treat you bad...don't get ee-ee-even, get maaaaddd!!!"

I think there was more to it as well, but this is my favortie part

"Madness, as you know, if like gravity...it just needs a little push *sadistic laugh*"

"I'm going to show you a magic trick. I'm going to make this pencil....disappear!"

i liked when he asked viki vale: "now, where's?,.." and then playfully flutters both hands as if impersonating a butterfly but he means a bat, or batman.

www.youtube.com/TheValencourt check out my joke impression... i have a much better one coming though....

You were a skimmer... you had plans.... and look where that got ya

Not sure if it wash used already: "Ah, sunlight. Fresh air *big sniff* *cough, cough* Ooh, I hate it!"

I just heard this one yesterday:
"If the Bat acts like an idiot or talks like an idiot, don't let him fool you, he really is an idiot, Hahahahahahaha!"