United States Presidential Election 2008 - Official Discussion Thread

Started by lord xyz143 pages

Originally posted by KidRock
I cant wait, a year from now I will be rocking the "Don't blame me, I voted McCain" shirt.
I thought you weren't gonna vote this year.

Originally posted by KidRock
If only I voted for Bush, silly bear.

You do, every time you defend him.

Originally posted by KidRock
If only I voted for Bush, silly bear.

Ah, you're one of those pussies. You defended Bush at every opportunity, now that it is beyond a doubt that his polices weren't all that great and he's very unpopular, you bail and wave a "wasn't me" flag.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ah, you're one of those pussies. You defended Bush at every opportunity, now that it is beyond a doubt that his polices weren't all that great and he's very unpopular, you bail and wave a "wasn't me" flag.

Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts

Originally posted by lord xyz
I thought you weren't gonna vote this year.

You thought wrong, hoe.

I should have wrote in Ron Paul though.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ah, you're one of those pussies. You defended Bush at every opportunity, now that it is beyond a doubt that his polices weren't all that great and he's very unpopular, you bail and wave a "wasn't me" flag.

Stop your crying Alice..is that what they were calling you back in the girl scouts? Hmm Nancy?

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/obama_empty.html

lmao get a job

Originally posted by KidRock
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/obama_empty.html

lmao get a job

I guess you think Stephen Colbert is also really a republican?

What do you do for a living, anyway?

Originally posted by KidRock
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/obama_empty.html

lmao get a job

Hahahahaha. Awesome video.

Originally posted by Devil King
I guess you think Stephen Colbert is also really a republican?

What do you do for a living, anyway?

I live off my parents money..

Or am I a redneck?

I get confused sometimes..my job is anally penetrating BackFire though..but one could call that volunteer work.

Originally posted by KidRock
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/obama_empty.html

lmao get a job

ONN is not as funny as the daily show

Originally posted by KidRock
Or am I a redneck?

That depends on how you have decided to define yourself, doesn't it?

Originally posted by Strangelove
ONN is not as funny as the daily show

If only ONN was 24/7 "bush is stupid" jokes..then it would easily trump all other shows.

The Onion is free on the newstands of San Francisco.

Originally posted by KidRock
Apparently a KFC has just popped up inside the whitehouse...that pretty much settles it..election win for Obama.

Actually, according to the latest Sports Illustrated he wants to install a basketball court in the White House.

The FBI just announced that a plot to kidnap Barack Obama was foiled. At the end of the announcment was a picture of a refridgerator box with a water melon hanging on the bait line. Sadly, it didn't pan out and plans are still in the works to replace the statue of liberty with a monolith of Aunt Jemima holding up a turkey leg and the bald eagel's spot on the endangered species list has been replaced by the fired chicken.

And I heard after his inauguration he's gonna have 22-inch spinners put on the presidential limo.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Actually, according to the latest Sports Illustrated he wants to install a basketball court in the White House.
i wont be surprised if he paints the white house black as well

Don't forget he plans on having his front teeth studded by diamond chips taken from Sarah Palin's lapel and his daughters plan on getting a 20,000 dollar puppy from needlessly expensive puppies-R-us. By the way, the tax payer gets F'd in A for the bill to nominate a puppy to the higest puppy office in the land.

That gun you've got? Enjoy it until that private army guardsman shows up at your door with pepper spray and a tazer to take it away from you. Your kid might not kill himself or his friend or decimate a school or hold up a liquor store, but you no longer have to be burdened by the descision to keep the gun or claim personal responsabiltiy for it. The coloureds are on their way to take it from you right after they sprinkle crack on you and frame you for shooting Ronald Reagan. I can't wait until Obomber burns the constitutin on the alter of black anger and lights his cigarete with your rights and a coloured woman thinks she has no obligation to appologize when she steps in front of you to buy shitty plastic cheese at the market! I have such a hard-on for socialism and taking rich people's wealth that I can hardly stand the 3 months it will take to get the negro-socialist-communist-fascist-dear leader-messiah-emperor into office. God, I hope a 3 month erection isn't a health risk; I so wanna **** the average citizen out of everything he's got! ( I say "He" because there is no such thing as a "person" in this country unless they're straight, white plumbers who aren't even plumbers or tax-payers!)

Haha...you guys are funny!

Oh wait...some of you aren't joking, are you?

Originally posted by Quark_666
Haha...you guys are funny!

Oh wait...some of you aren't joking, are you?

Quark, the one eyed monster belongs to Itzak, and him only.