A Pack of Republican Hypocrites

"A Pack of Republican Hypocrites" Jennifer Vanasco

About two years ago, Nathan Moore was sitting in a bar with a couple friends, talking about the latest Republican gay scandal.

“There’s enough of these guys to fill a whole pack of cards,” Moore said to his buddies.

Then he wondered—were there really enough?

Turns out, there are.

Nathan Moore, 23, and his business partner, both from Austin Texas, are roaming the LGBT caucus today, hawking their packs of 52 Gay Really Straight Republican Hypocrites playing cards.

They include such notables as Mark Foley, Ted Haggard and Larry Craig, all with photos and a choice quote.

So far, they’ve sold 3,000 packs—and if they sell enough for plane tickets to St. Paul, then plan to go to the Minneapolis restroom where Larry Craig was charged and sell cards there.

Help them out—but a deck for $9 at GayRepublicanCards.com.

😂

At this rate they might be able to net the gay vote in the election.

*giggle*

😂

Hey trust me, the GOP don't want 'em either. Those schmucks are the reason that the 2006 loss of power was a good thing....hopefully it'll get some honest-to-goodness true conservatives back into politics, instead of this gay scandal/choke your mistress garbage.

I just might buy a deck.

"Both reports alleged Murphy tried to fellate male victims while they were asleep." That is a LoL X 10.

I can see the argument, "it's not gay if they're sleeping!"

I honestly know someone who has felt up several of my friends during their sleep. Having a conversation with him is the most awkward thing ever.

Originally posted by sithsaber408
😂

Hey trust me, the GOP don't want 'em either. Those schmucks are the reason that the 2006 loss of power was a good thing....hopefully it'll get some honest-to-goodness true conservatives back into politics, instead of this gay scandal/choke your mistress garbage.

I just might buy a deck.

Hehe, what with the theme of the thread, I thought that last word in your quote was dick.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I honestly know someone who has felt up several of my friends during their sleep. Having a conversation with him is the most awkward thing ever.

Male, female or a mix?

Has he invited you for a sleepover?

Where is Hillary, damn

Originally posted by Robtard
Male, female or a mix?

Has he invited you for a sleepover?

Male, though I'm not too sure about the mix - it would make it all the more hilarious if he was one of those she-males.

I've thankfully been denied the pleasure of his sweet embrace, thus far anyway.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Male, though I'm not too sure about the mix - it would make it all the more hilarious if he was one of those she-males.

I've thankfully been denied the pleasure of his sweet embrace, thus far anyway.

No, meant were his victims (your friends) male or female?

Anyone more than once?

Originally posted by Robtard
No, meant were his victims (your friends) male or female?

Anyone more than once?

His victims were all male (utter filth, I know).

He's a repeat offender, I believe. I also think that he was challenged about it, by a stranger in Thailand.

Sounds like it would make an excellent short story.

Though I'm curious as to why several of your friends were sleeping at his house (I assume)?

Originally posted by Robtard
Sounds like it would make an excellent short story.

Though I'm curious as to why several of your friends were sleeping at his house (I assume)?

It was mainly in tents at festivals, or in hostels/cheap hotels while travelling.

Where are my "Democrats cheating on their wives" cards?

Does the one with Edwards get more points since his wife had cancer while he cheated on her?

Or Clinton since he actually did it in the white house, then lied about it?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
It was mainly in tents at festivals, or in hostels/cheap hotels while travelling.

Definitely make a good short story. Be cool if it was written from the viewpoint of the 'offending' hand.

Originally posted by KidRock
Where are my "Democrats cheating on their wives" cards?

Does the one with Edwards get more points since his wife had cancer while he cheated on her?

Or Clinton since he actually did it in the white house, then lied about it?

Do you have 52 of these, and more importanly, were they being hypocritical when they cheated? If so, I'd love to see that deck too.

Originally posted by KidRock
Where are my "Democrats cheating on their wives" cards?

Does the one with Edwards get more points since his wife had cancer while he cheated on her?

Or Clinton since he actually did it in the white house, then lied about it?

Originally posted by Robtard
Definitely make a good short story. Be cool if it was written from the viewpoint of the 'offending' hand.

Oooo, I'm liking the sound of it; very Bukowski like.

"Curling myself up into a ball, I flew with all my might at that Thai bastard, feeling the cartilage crumble when I smashed into his greasy yellow face."

Yeah, okay, I'm better at ideas than actual writing.