Originally posted by Robtard
"Curling myself up into a ball, I flew with all my might at that Thai bastard, feeling the cartilage crumble when I smashed into his greasy yellow face."Yeah, okay, I'm better at ideas than actual writing.
No, no, no good man, don't give up. I liked the bit about the yellow face. I wonder what colour their testicles are, I bet Hugo would know (yes, that's his name, how funny is that?).