You Vs Spiderman

OK Guys and Gals,

It’s that time again.

It’s YOU VS SUPERHERO/SUPERVILLIAN

Here is the situation.

Everyone knows that Spiderman is Peter Parker.

You are at bar/club/social gathering of your choice.

You discover that Peter Parker is there.
Well, you suddenly think it would be cool to talk to a superhero.

So you head over there to make small talk and ask him what it is like to have all those powers.
During the conversation, Peter Parker starts being too Cocky like he was in the movie Spider Man 3.
He starts to openly poking fun of you in front of EVERYONE.

Well, you have had enough and tells Mr. Parker what an a** he is and you begin to walk off moving to another area.
As right before you walk off. Mr. Parker throws his drink on you, and pushes you down and begins to laugh how pathetic he thinks you look.

The whole crowd is laughing at you along with Pete.

As you are down there being humiliated, Peter says, “Come on loser, I dare your Punk A** to do something”.

You know he had spider senses, strength and speed.

So do you get up and leave, or do you dare to try to fight him?

If you do fight him, how would you do it?

Stick the knife hidden in my watch up his eye. Owned.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Stick the knife hidden in my watch up his eye. Owned.

I think his spider sense would see that coming

I'd make some comments about responsibility and elderly relatives ... then he'd start to cry and run away.

Spider-Pwned

😛

Spiderman gonna tear off my Limbs and rob me. DAMN PAPARAZZI

Originally posted by spawnwest
I think his spider sense would see that coming

No, because I am secretly Venom in disguise. 😖hifty:

I will tell him he's no longer in Spider-Man 4. HAHAHA lets see what he does then....cry like a baby to Aunty May probably.

I'd leave. Then I'd find out where he lives and put a bomb in his bed. I win.

I'd pick on Uncle Ben/Gwen Stacy until he cries etc.

And if that doesn't work, I'd probably fight him, get my ass kicked, but at least save some dignity.

Originally posted by apoc001
I'd leave. Then I'd find out where he lives and put a bomb in his bed. I win.

I'd go kill Aunt May.

I use my anti-Spider-Man Spray, an item that Batman gives me.

call batman
batkick to the face

After fighting back the urge to yell and scratch at him like a girl, I would calmly take the mic and explain, or at least plant enough of a seed that people would investigate, that Peter Parker is Spider-man and his uncle died because he let a thief go. Go shoot his uncle in the face. And also he looks like a dingaling in those clothes with his hair like that.

I'd mention the fact that he traded his supermodel wife for his 120 years old aunt and have the tables turned on him when everybody else starts laughing at his stupidity.

Sure, he'd beat me up to an inch of my life after that. But it'd be worth it.

i would kick him in his nuts while his spidey sense is distracted by my lady parts . . .

IW ftw

Simple really, call J. Jonah Jameson and when he starts o berate Spidey knock Spidey upside the head and make out with Mary Jane.

Originally posted by george '06
call batman
batkick to the face

I'll leave the bar/club, making him look stupid.

Then I'll go on a date with Mary Jane and some of my friends.
We'll be having a fvck sandwich tonight.

shit sandwhich?

Originally posted by Mindset
shit sandwhich?