You Vs Spiderman

Started by Mindset2 pages

Oh, excuse me, I misspelled 'sandwich'.

Uh oh, it looks like the world is ending.

Originally posted by Mindset
Oh, excuse me, I misspelled 'sandwich'.

Uh oh, it looks like the world is ending.

Mother ****er.

I always knew the day was coming. The day when some douchebag would misspell sandwich and bring about the end times.

Thanks a lot for the apocalypse, *******.

Originally posted by Mindset
Oh, excuse me, I misspelled 'sandwich'.

Uh oh, it looks like the world is ending.


You have no idea what a fvck sandwich is because you've never double penetrated a girl with your friend/s.
Stick with your 'sandwhich' and shove it up your *** (bet you don't know what those asterisks mean)

I use my internet skills to find Aunt May's address. I kill her. Its not murder because Peter will just call up his best buddy Satan.

this made me realize how much less I like Spidey since bnd.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
You have no idea what a fvck sandwich is because you've never double penetrated a girl with your friend/s.
Stick with your 'sandwhich' and shove it up your *** (bet you don't know what those asterisks mean)

😖

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
You have no idea what a fvck sandwich is because you've never double penetrated a girl with your friend/s.
Stick with your 'sandwhich' and shove it up your *** (bet you don't know what those asterisks mean)
You're an idiot.

Re: You Vs Spiderman

Originally posted by SouthSpawn
OK Guys and Gals,

It’s that time again.

It’s YOU VS SUPERHERO/SUPERVILLIAN

Here is the situation.

Everyone knows that Spiderman is Peter Parker.

You are at bar/club/social gathering of your choice.

You discover that Peter Parker is there.
Well, you suddenly think it would be cool to talk to a superhero.

So you head over there to make small talk and ask him what it is like to have all those powers.
During the conversation, Peter Parker starts being too Cocky like he was in the movie Spider Man 3.
He starts to openly poking fun of you in front of EVERYONE.

Well, you have had enough and tells Mr. Parker what an a** he is and you begin to walk off moving to another area.
As right before you walk off. Mr. Parker throws his drink on you, and pushes you down and begins to laugh how pathetic he thinks you look.

The whole crowd is laughing at you along with Pete.

As you are down there being humiliated, Peter says, “Come on loser, I dare your Punk A** to do something”.

You know he had spider senses, strength and speed.

So do you get up and leave, or do you dare to try to fight him?

If you do fight him, how would you do it?

1) head to the nearest hardware store for a good ol' knife.

2)head to aunt may's house

3)put knife on the stove till it gets red hot

4)write a note detailing the torture, then leave it on the corpse

5)purchase 1-way ticket to china and head north to north korea asap 🥷

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
You have no idea what a fvck sandwich is because you've never double penetrated a girl with your friend/s.
Stick with your 'sandwhich' and shove it up your *** (bet you don't know what those asterisks mean)

Tone it down there, Cochise.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
You have no idea what a fvck sandwich is because you've never double penetrated a girl with your friend/s.
Stick with your 'sandwhich' and shove it up your *** (bet you don't know what those asterisks mean)
Lol?

You know you're cool when you start cussing out people on a comic book vs. forum about whether you get more than they do.

It takes a big man to make claims over the internet.

Spidey has had trouble with MAs. Buss out ma mad skillz. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
You have no idea what a fvck sandwich is because you've never double penetrated a girl with your friend/s.
Stick with your 'sandwhich' and shove it up your *** (bet you don't know what those asterisks mean)

Iwould never share myself-it sounds like you only get lucky if your mates are willing to share theirs 😂 😂

Originally posted by Mindset
You're an idiot.

A horny idiot 😈

Originally posted by Faux Smurph
Lol?

You know you're cool when you start cussing out people on a comic book vs. forum about whether you get more than they do.

It takes a big man to make claims over the internet.


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I have no idea what you're talking about.

Originally posted by BUSTER1
Iwould never share myself-it sounds like you only get lucky if your mates are willing to share theirs 😂 😂

Nah.
We just do it for fun sometimes 😆
When we feel super horny.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
Good.

🙂

Originally posted by Faux Smurph
Good.

🙂


Have fun wanking on Sarah Palin's pics.
bjockeywank

first off peter wouldn't push me to the ground cuase i'll be alert by time he throws the drink on me Second i'll laugh at him n tell him to grow some n walk away. puny spider

I'd call him a bland two dimensional character that never evolves, but sometimes de-evolves. Then i would reveal to tell him that he is a fictional comic book character and blow his fuking mind (deadpool style). If he still did not choose to kneel before me and offer to wrap his lips around my source of power i would then bust out the giant eraser.

I would remind Parker, that with great power there must always come great responsibility. Ashamed, he would walk away sobbing with memories of his uncle Ben, and Gwen Stacey fooding his mind.
I would then have the pick of the many women in the place, who would be very impressed that I stood up to a superhuman