New computer?

[1] Area-51®

Processor: Intel® Core™ 2 Extreme QX9770 3.2GHz 12MB Cache 1600MHz FSB
Alienware P2 Chassis: Alienware® P2 Chassis with AlienIce™ 3.0 Video Cooling - Space Black
System Lighting: Alienware® Standard System Lighting - Plasma Purple
System Cooling: Alienware® High-Performance Liquid Cooling
Acoustic Dampening: Alienware® Acoustic Dampening
Power Supply: Alienware® 1200 Watt Multi-GPU Approved Power Supply
Graphics Processor: Dual 2GB GDDR5 ATI® Radeon® HD 4870 X2 with CrossFireX™ and Quad GPU Technology

Video Optimizer: AlienAdrenaline v1.0: Video Performance Optimizer - More Info
Memory: 4GB† Patriot EP+ Low Latency Dual Channel DDR3 SDRAM at 1333MHz - 2 x 2048MB
Motherboard: Alienware® Approved NVIDIA® nForce® 790i Ultra SLI™ Motherboard
Includes PCI-Express 2.0, DDR3 Memory, and Support for Intel 1600 FSB
Operating System (Office software not included): Windows Vista® Ultimate with Service Pack 1 – DirectX 10 Ready!
System Drive: High Performance with Data Security (RAID 1) - 1TB (2 x 1TB) SATA 3Gb/s 7,200RPM 2 x 32MB Cache
Additional Storage Drive: Additional Storage Drive - 2TB (2 x 1TB) SATA 3Gb/s 7,200RPM w/ 2 x 32MB Cache
Optical Drives : Dual Drive Configuration - Drive 1: 20X Dual Layer Burner (DVD±RW) w/ LightScribe
Drive 2: 4x Dual Layer Blu-ray Burner (BD-RE, DVD±RW, CD-RW)
Enthusiast Essentials: Dual High Performance Gigabit Ethernet Ports
Physics Processing Unit: Ageia PhysX PCI-Express Processing Unit w/ 128MB GDDR3
Sound Card: Creative Sound Blaster® X-Fi™ XtremeGamer High Definition 7.1 Audio
Monitor: 19" Samsung 953BW – 1440 x 900 (2ms) Widescreen Flat Panel
Monitor: 20" Samsung 2053BW – 1680 x 1050 (2ms) Widescreen Flat Panel
Monitor: 22" Samsung 2253BW – 1680 x 1050 (2ms) Widescreen Flat Panel
Monitor: 30'' Dell UltraSharp 3007WFP Widescreen Flat Panel
Monitor: 30'' Dell UltraSharp 3008WFP Widescreen Flat Panel
Speakers: Logitech® G51 Surround Sound Speaker System
Keyboard: Wireless Keyboard - Logitech® diNovo Edge Keyboard
Mouse: Gaming Mouse - Logitech® G9 Gaming Mouse
Campus Essentials: Mobility Bundle:
Alienware® Orion Backpack and 160GB USB 2.0 Maxtor OneTouch 4 Mini Portable Hard Drive
Save $40
Campus Essentials: Blogger's Bundle:
Microsoft® Office Home and Student 2007 and Adobe® Photoshop® Elements 6 and Premiere® Elements 4
Save $40
Campus Essentials: Media Bundle:
Alienware® Ozma 5 Headphones and Klipsch ProMedia 2.1 200-Watt THX®-Certified Speakers
Save $50
Warranty: 4-Year AlienCare Toll-Free 24/7 Phone Support w/ Onsite Service
AlienRespawn: AlienRespawn v2.0 Recovery DVD – Windows Vista® Edition
Security Software: McAfee® VirusScan Plus – 36-Month Subscription Factory Installed!
Microsoft Office Suites: Microsoft® Office 2007 Professional – Factory Installed!
Includes Small Business + Access!
Games: Crysis
Games: Unreal Tournament III
Games: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Games: Half Life 2: Orange Box
Games: GRID
Additional Games: Age of Conan
Additional Games: Assassin’s Creed
Additional Games: Battlefield 2142
Additional Games: BioShock
Additional Games: DiRT
Additional Games: Flight Simulator X
Additional Games: Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock – Includes Guitar Controller!
Additional Games: Hellgate: London
Additional Games: Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar
Additional Games: World in Conflict
Additional Games: World of Warcraft
Productivity & Benchmark Software: 3DMark®06
The standard in 3D benchmarking
Productivity & Benchmark Software: Intuit® QuickBooks® Pro 2008
The Essential Business Tool
Productivity & Benchmark Software: System Mechanic®
System protection for optimum performance
Digital Editing Software: Adobe® Bundle
Includes Adobe® Photoshop® Elements 6 and Premiere® Elements 4
Digital Editing Software: Adobe® Photoshop® CS3
Advanced graphic design solutions
Digital Editing Software: Adobe® Photoshop® Elements 6
A better way to edit, share and enjoy your photos
External Storage: 120GB 2.5" USB 2.0 Seagate FreeAgent™ Go Portable Hard Drive
External Storage: 160GB 2.5" USB 2.0 Maxtor OneTouch™ 4 Mini Portable Hard Drive
External Storage: 500GB 3.5" USB 2.0 Seagate FreeAgent™ External Hard Drive
Removable Storage: Alienware® 28-in-1 Media Card Reader with Bluetooth
Removable Storage: 32GB Patriot USB Flash Drive
Power: Belkin Mini Surge Protector with USB Charger
Power: Tripp Lite LC1200 Line Conditioner (1200W Capacity)
Game Controllers : Pro Pilot’s Set:
Saitek X52 Pro Flight Control System Microsoft Flight Simulator X Game
Game Controllers : Pro Rally Set:
Logitech® G25 Racing Wheel
DiRT Game
Game Controllers : Pro Driver's Set:
Logitech® G25 Racing Wheel
GRID Game
Additional Game Controllers: Belkin Nostromo® SpeedPad n52te
Additional Game Controllers: Saitek P2900 Wireless Pad
Headphones & Headsets: Alienware® Ozma 5™ Headphones
Headphones & Headsets: Astro A40 Headset
Headphones & Headsets: Astro A40 MixAmp™ with rechargeable battery pack
Headphones & Headsets: Astro A40 Audio System: Includes Headset, MixAmp™, and batteries
Headphones & Headsets: Sennheiser PC350 Headset
Headphones & Headsets: SteelSeries 5H v2 USB & Analog Headset
Alienware Apparel: Alienware® Limited Edition Chronograph Watch
Alienware Apparel: Alienware® T-Shirt (Size XL Black)
Alienware Apparel: Alienware® Women's Fitted T-Shirt (Size LG Black)
Alienware Extras: Alienware® Mesh Cap
Alienware Extras: Alienware® Mousepad
Alienware Extras: Alienware® Desktop Binder
Alienware Extras: Owner Identification Card
Alienware Extras: Internal Wire Management
Avatar: Alien Schematic
Window Style: Graphite Window Style
Mouse Pointers: Standard Mouse Pointers
Wallpaper: Alienhead 3D
Wallpaper: Alien Schematic
Power Plan: High Performance
Automatic Updates: Automatic Updates On
Sidebar Gadgets: Calendar
Time Zones: (GMT - 6.00) Central Time (US & Canada)

Total Price $17,935.00

If I were a fat rich person, I would buy that computer and all the fixins. I'd then setup a place to play the computer in Africa while using a large quantity of AIDS medications as my chair.

When the swollen bellied fly faced babies would look at me, I'd do this: grouchoawe

wat

Why would you want 5 monitors

Alienware and all other boutique retailers are a ripoff.

The sodomist is correct, you could build one with the same/comparable specs for a lot cheaper.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Why would you want 5 monitors

So Dadudemon can play his video games on one and watch four different kinds of porn on the others.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Why would you want 5 monitors

That was just a way to jack up the price.

LOL @ you reading the whole list. 😆

Basically, I selected everything possible, check marked all software, selected all merchandise...bla bla bla.

No, I would never buy all of that. It is much cheaper to put together a computer on your own. I have an alienware that is 2 years and 4 months old...it cost me $3400 at the time. It would have cost me $2600 at the time to put it together all by my self...because I priced it. I paid almost $1000 for internally lit liquid cooling, a nice case with fancy lights, someone to put together the computer, install all software, a 2 year warrenty, and configure the system for tuned overclocks. That's the extra stuff I got for $800. 😐 Oh yeah, I got a card, key chain, and a shirt. I was single at the time, so I could afford that. I had zero debts.

Originally posted by Robtard
So Dadudemon can play his video games on one and watch four different kinds of porn on the others.

I like the way you think. flirt

Originally posted by BackFire
Alienware and all other boutique retailers are a ripoff.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, I would never buy all of that. It is much cheaper to put together a computer on your own. I have an alienware that is 2 years and 4 months old...it cost me $3400 at the time. It would have cost me $2600 at the time to put it together all by my self...because I priced it. I paid almost $1000 for internally lit liquid cooling, a nice case with fancy lights, someone to put together the computer, install all software, a 2 year warrenty, and configure the system for tuned overclocks. That's the extra stuff I got for $800. 😐 Oh yeah, I got a card, key chain, and a shirt. I was single at the time, so I could afford that. I had zero debts.

Isn't your oldest child 3+ years old?

Originally posted by Robtard
Isn't your oldest child 3+ years old?

Originally posted by dadudemon
That was just a way to jack up the price.

LOL @ you reading the whole list. 😆

flirt

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Bet you still won't be able to play Crysis on it mmm 😛

Hah, you dont really need a top notch comp to play crisis

maybe a 800 dollar comp (if you build it)

Originally posted by dadudemon
When the swollen bellied fly faced babies would look at me, I'd do this: grouchoawe

Lawl that's cruel... 😛

I'll take two

also

tl;dr

😄

Originally posted by Kosta
I'll take two

also

tl;dr

😄

MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

Originally posted by Bardock42
So you take two? Well the price of one is half your life.

MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

Would children be an acceptable method of payment? I'll give you 10 children for each one.

Originally posted by Kosta
Would children be an acceptable method of payment? I'll give you 10 children for each one.

What age?

Originally posted by dadudemon
[1] Area-51®

Processor: Intel® Core™ 2 Extreme QX9770 3.2GHz 12MB Cache 1600MHz FSB
Alienware P2 Chassis: Alienware® P2 Chassis with AlienIce™ 3.0 Video Cooling - Space Black
System Lighting: Alienware® Standard System Lighting - Plasma Purple
System Cooling: Alienware® High-Performance Liquid Cooling
Acoustic Dampening: Alienware® Acoustic Dampening
Power Supply: Alienware® 1200 Watt Multi-GPU Approved Power Supply
Graphics Processor: Dual 2GB GDDR5 ATI® Radeon® HD 4870 X2 with CrossFireX™ and Quad GPU Technology

Video Optimizer: AlienAdrenaline v1.0: Video Performance Optimizer - More Info
Memory: 4GB† Patriot EP+ Low Latency Dual Channel DDR3 SDRAM at 1333MHz - 2 x 2048MB
Motherboard: Alienware® Approved NVIDIA® nForce® 790i Ultra SLI™ Motherboard
Includes PCI-Express 2.0, DDR3 Memory, and Support for Intel 1600 FSB
Operating System (Office software not included): Windows Vista® Ultimate with Service Pack 1 – DirectX 10 Ready!
System Drive: High Performance with Data Security (RAID 1) - 1TB (2 x 1TB) SATA 3Gb/s 7,200RPM 2 x 32MB Cache
Additional Storage Drive: Additional Storage Drive - 2TB (2 x 1TB) SATA 3Gb/s 7,200RPM w/ 2 x 32MB Cache
Optical Drives : Dual Drive Configuration - Drive 1: 20X Dual Layer Burner (DVD±RW) w/ LightScribe
Drive 2: 4x Dual Layer Blu-ray Burner (BD-RE, DVD±RW, CD-RW)
Enthusiast Essentials: Dual High Performance Gigabit Ethernet Ports
Physics Processing Unit: Ageia PhysX PCI-Express Processing Unit w/ 128MB GDDR3
Sound Card: Creative Sound Blaster® X-Fi™ XtremeGamer High Definition 7.1 Audio
Monitor: 19" Samsung 953BW – 1440 x 900 (2ms) Widescreen Flat Panel
Monitor: 20" Samsung 2053BW – 1680 x 1050 (2ms) Widescreen Flat Panel
Monitor: 22" Samsung 2253BW – 1680 x 1050 (2ms) Widescreen Flat Panel
Monitor: 30'' Dell UltraSharp 3007WFP Widescreen Flat Panel
Monitor: 30'' Dell UltraSharp 3008WFP Widescreen Flat Panel
Speakers: Logitech® G51 Surround Sound Speaker System
Keyboard: Wireless Keyboard - Logitech® diNovo Edge Keyboard
Mouse: Gaming Mouse - Logitech® G9 Gaming Mouse
Campus Essentials: Mobility Bundle:
Alienware® Orion Backpack and 160GB USB 2.0 Maxtor OneTouch 4 Mini Portable Hard Drive
Save $40
Campus Essentials: Blogger's Bundle:
Microsoft® Office Home and Student 2007 and Adobe® Photoshop® Elements 6 and Premiere® Elements 4
Save $40
Campus Essentials: Media Bundle:
Alienware® Ozma 5 Headphones and Klipsch ProMedia 2.1 200-Watt THX®-Certified Speakers
Save $50
Warranty: 4-Year AlienCare Toll-Free 24/7 Phone Support w/ Onsite Service
AlienRespawn: AlienRespawn v2.0 Recovery DVD – Windows Vista® Edition
Security Software: McAfee® VirusScan Plus – 36-Month Subscription Factory Installed!
Microsoft Office Suites: Microsoft® Office 2007 Professional – Factory Installed!
Includes Small Business + Access!
Games: Crysis
Games: Unreal Tournament III
Games: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Games: Half Life 2: Orange Box
Games: GRID
Additional Games: Age of Conan
Additional Games: Assassin’s Creed
Additional Games: Battlefield 2142
Additional Games: BioShock
Additional Games: DiRT
Additional Games: Flight Simulator X
Additional Games: Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock – Includes Guitar Controller!
Additional Games: Hellgate: London
Additional Games: Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar
Additional Games: World in Conflict
Additional Games: World of Warcraft
Productivity & Benchmark Software: 3DMark®06
The standard in 3D benchmarking
Productivity & Benchmark Software: Intuit® QuickBooks® Pro 2008
The Essential Business Tool
Productivity & Benchmark Software: System Mechanic®
System protection for optimum performance
Digital Editing Software: Adobe® Bundle
Includes Adobe® Photoshop® Elements 6 and Premiere® Elements 4
Digital Editing Software: Adobe® Photoshop® CS3
Advanced graphic design solutions
Digital Editing Software: Adobe® Photoshop® Elements 6
A better way to edit, share and enjoy your photos
External Storage: 120GB 2.5" USB 2.0 Seagate FreeAgent™ Go Portable Hard Drive
External Storage: 160GB 2.5" USB 2.0 Maxtor OneTouch™ 4 Mini Portable Hard Drive
External Storage: 500GB 3.5" USB 2.0 Seagate FreeAgent™ External Hard Drive
Removable Storage: Alienware® 28-in-1 Media Card Reader with Bluetooth
Removable Storage: 32GB Patriot USB Flash Drive
Power: Belkin Mini Surge Protector with USB Charger
Power: Tripp Lite LC1200 Line Conditioner (1200W Capacity)
Game Controllers : Pro Pilot’s Set:
Saitek X52 Pro Flight Control System Microsoft Flight Simulator X Game
Game Controllers : Pro Rally Set:
Logitech® G25 Racing Wheel
DiRT Game
Game Controllers : Pro Driver's Set:
Logitech® G25 Racing Wheel
GRID Game
Additional Game Controllers: Belkin Nostromo® SpeedPad n52te
Additional Game Controllers: Saitek P2900 Wireless Pad
Headphones & Headsets: Alienware® Ozma 5™ Headphones
Headphones & Headsets: Astro A40 Headset
Headphones & Headsets: Astro A40 MixAmp™ with rechargeable battery pack
Headphones & Headsets: Astro A40 Audio System: Includes Headset, MixAmp™, and batteries
Headphones & Headsets: Sennheiser PC350 Headset
Headphones & Headsets: SteelSeries 5H v2 USB & Analog Headset
Alienware Apparel: Alienware® Limited Edition Chronograph Watch
Alienware Apparel: Alienware® T-Shirt (Size XL Black)
Alienware Apparel: Alienware® Women's Fitted T-Shirt (Size LG Black)
Alienware Extras: Alienware® Mesh Cap
Alienware Extras: Alienware® Mousepad
Alienware Extras: Alienware® Desktop Binder
Alienware Extras: Owner Identification Card
Alienware Extras: Internal Wire Management
Avatar: Alien Schematic
Window Style: Graphite Window Style
Mouse Pointers: Standard Mouse Pointers
Wallpaper: Alienhead 3D
Wallpaper: Alien Schematic
Power Plan: High Performance
Automatic Updates: Automatic Updates On
Sidebar Gadgets: Calendar
Time Zones: (GMT - 6.00) Central Time (US & Canada)

Total Price $17,935.00

If I were a fat rich person, I would buy that computer and all the fixins. I'd then setup a place to play the computer in Africa while using a large quantity of AIDS medications as my chair.

When the swollen bellied fly faced babies would look at me, I'd do this: grouchoawe

2+2= PICKLES!!!!! 😱

Originally posted by Bardock42
What age?

Old enough to work, young enough to manipulate their minds in to whatever you want. These are absolute quality. 😈