New computer?

Originally posted by Kosta
Old enough to work, young enough to manipulate their minds in to whatever you want. These are absolute quality. 😈

No givsies-backsies. Apart from that, there is no catch. Do we have a deal? I have clients waiting.

Originally posted by Robtard
Isn't your oldest child 3+ years old?

He's my step son. I could have sworn I took care of that topic well more than a year ago? I guess I just expected people to read the captions on the pictures in my photo gallery when I posted the link to my facebook. (FYI, that was over a year ago.)

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Actually i didn't, it was easy to notice

Monitor
Monitor
Monitor
Monitor
Monitor

While scrolling down

I know, I know. I just couldn't resist bustin' your balls, dude. 😄

Originally posted by RevoWution™©®
Lawl that's cruel... 😛

I really posted the computer thing to have an excuse to post the other stuff. 😈 If you'll notice, I didn't get shit about that part because of the preceding. I don't know if that qualifies as dark humor, but I got crap for it at work when I said it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
[1] Area-51®

Processor: Intel® Core™ 2 Extreme QX9770 3.2GHz 12MB Cache 1600MHz FSB
Alienware P2 Chassis: Alienware® P2 Chassis with AlienIce™ 3.0 Video Cooling - Space Black
System Lighting: Alienware® Standard System Lighting - Plasma Purple
System Cooling: Alienware® High-Performance Liquid Cooling
Acoustic Dampening: Alienware® Acoustic Dampening
Power Supply: Alienware® 1200 Watt Multi-GPU Approved Power Supply
Graphics Processor: Dual 2GB GDDR5 ATI® Radeon® HD 4870 X2 with CrossFireX™ and Quad GPU Technology

Video Optimizer: AlienAdrenaline v1.0: Video Performance Optimizer - More Info
Includes PCI-Express 2.0, DDR3 Memory, and Support for Intel 1600 FSB

Nice........

Originally posted by JacopeX
O_O

Nice........

I know, right?

Black chassis with plasma purple internal lighting...that's got to look purdy.

And when can we get some DDR5 system RAM? Main memory is just now starting to explore DDR3 and for a while now, they've had DDR5 RAM on the graphcis cards.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Bet you still won't be able to play Crysis on it mmm 😛

I can play Crysis on the highest setting on here. My pc only cost me 450 quid, as well.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Bet you still won't be able to play Crysis on it mmm 😛

I didn't see this.

Yes, yes you can.

The video card was tested with crysis on vista...it did really really well. it beat the gx280.

he was joking

Didn't even look like a joke.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Didn't even look like a joke.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Do they usually have a distinctive shiny surface?

Well done, you got the reference. It'd be worrying if you didn't, really.

Did you get the fact that I was taking the piss out of you as well?

Why would you be worrying?

You have a very shit grasp of language, don't you?

okay then, why would it be worrying

so you say i have a "shit" grasp of language because i didnt notice the

"t" in "It'd"?

i guess i do then.. if thats the case

Originally posted by Mairuzu
he was joking

Was it the tongue out smilie that gave it away? stoned

Also, can I take his comment seriously and respond to it for the sake of conversation? His comments held serious truth to them because some machines still have problems rendering games, decently, like Crysis. That was the angle of my response.

Also, I know that you're bustin' my balls, because I bust yours.

And in case you didn't know, I'm being bored again on teh boards.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
okay then, why would it be worrying

so you say i have a "shit" grasp of language because i didnt notice the

"t" in "It'd"?

i guess i do then.. if thats the case

Oh, I wondered where an earth you'd got that idea from.

Nah, you're just shit at reading comprehension, it would seem.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Oh, I wondered where an earth you'd got that idea from.

Nah, you're just shit at reading comprehension, it would seem.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Was it the tongue out smilie that gave it away? stoned

Also, can I take his comment seriously and respond to it for the sake of conversation? His comments held serious truth to them because some machines still have problems rendering games, decently, like Crysis. That was the angle of my response.

Also, I know that you're bustin' my balls, because I bust yours.

And in case you didn't know, I'm being bored again on teh boards.

crysis sucks anyways mhmm