Happy Birthday to ME!

Started by Bardock426 pages

Originally posted by inimalist
the leaves are starting to change, the nights are getting cooler and longer

that can only mean one thing

I'm 27!

Who are you again?

'appy boithday.

one more trip around the sun and this momentous day has again returned.

celebrate with style, smoke weed 'till your eyes bleed

Happy Birthday, eh! (I think that's how they say it in Canadian)

From two years ago, but still a goodie:

Originally posted by Robtard

A few more birthdays and you won't be so inimal.

Have a good one!

Why does it say " started by inimalist" ???

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
Why does it say " started by inimalist" ???

Probably because he started the thread.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
Why does it say " started by inimalist" ???

the man has good foresight, what can I say

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
Why does it say " started by inimalist" ???
To blow your mind, maaaan.

Happy Birthday, I hope that you have success this year in these hard times.

Happy birthday.

I was going to write you a birthday Haiku, but I remembered I hate Haikus and you're not worth a real poem.

biscuits

real poem?

Happy birthday.

happy birth!

Belated Happy Birthday! I'm pretty sure you've enjoyed your birthday.

though I know most of you have this scheduled in your calendars by now, for those new here, ensure the proper excessiveness in both gift giving and celebrations. Get intoxicated, trip balls, have some debaucherous sex. Best day of the year for everyone!

I accept all currencies and most sexual favors.

I offer all sexual favors you don't accept.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I offer all sexual favors you don't accept.

that might be the hottest kink ever

Originally posted by Oliver North
though I know most of you have this scheduled in your calendars by now, for those new here, ensure the proper excessiveness in both gift giving and celebrations. Get intoxicated, trip balls, have some debaucherous sex. Best day of the year for everyone!

I accept all currencies and most sexual favors.

I bestow the triple gift of beauty, of song, and of only falling asleep when something small and pointy pricks you, instead of dying.

Originally posted by Oliver North
that might be the hottest kink ever

Then grab a spoon because you're in for a "treat". 😐

Edit - Almost forgot! Happy birthday n'stuff. Here, have some of the rolls from my avatar.