Happy Birthday to ME!

Started by Lord Lucien6 pages

Originally posted by dadudemon
Then grab a spoon because you're in for a "treat". ๐Ÿ˜

Edit - Almost forgot! Happy birthday n'stuff. Here, have some of the rolls from my avatar.

Eww. They've gotta be pretty stale by now.

Has it been a year already? In that case...

Originally posted by Mindship
A few more birthdays and you won't be so inimal.
Oh, wait, now you're that other guy. Nonetheless...

Have a good one!
Make it better than last year's.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Eww. They've gotta be pretty stale by now.

Then lose the spoon: stop forking around.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Then grab a spoon because you're in for a "treat". ๐Ÿ˜

Edit - Almost forgot! Happy birthday n'stuff. Here, have some of the rolls from my avatar.

haha, thanks, but everything you just offered is horribly toxic to my body...

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I bestow the triple gift of beauty, of song, and of only falling asleep when something small and pointy pricks you, instead of dying.

what about the sleep-rape with the prince?

thanks you!

Originally posted by Mindship
Has it been a year already? In that case...

[...]
Oh, wait, now you're that other guy. Nonetheless...

ya... not my brightest move, good call though, spooky even ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Mindship
Make it better than last year's.

amen to that brother, and thanks ๐Ÿ˜„

It was a co-worker of mine's brithday. We got the most decadent cake ever, and I have a minor headache after eating a small slice. I'm glad my gradual removal of sweets is taking hold. People act like I'm crazy for not eating sweets (or meat). But everything is so relative. You can actively change your tastes, and enjoy other stuff just as much.

Anyway, debaucherous sex. Onward!

Originally posted by Digi
People act like I'm crazy for not eating... meat
F*ck is wrong wit yoo?

Originally posted by Digi
People act like I'm crazy for not eating sweets (or meat).

Are you f*cking crazy!?

Originally posted by Digi
It was a co-worker of mine's brithday. We got the most decadent cake ever, and I have a minor headache after eating a small slice. I'm glad my gradual removal of sweets is taking hold. People act like I'm crazy for not eating sweets (or meat). But everything is so relative. You can actively change your tastes, and enjoy other stuff just as much.

Anyway, debaucherous sex. Onward!

My mother made cake for our family to eat, because of the various diseases my sister and I have it was a non-dairy, gluten free, sugar free angel food cake. It was really good actually, but ya, we sort of joke about that stuff all the time. I guess the situation might be a bit different, as I'm a diabetic... I love sweets, I just can't eat them.

but yes, devaucherous sex, indeed!

Originally posted by Oliver North
My mother made cake for our family to eat, because of the various diseases my sister and I have it was a non-dairy, gluten free, sugar free angel food cake. It was really good actually, but ya, we sort of joke about that stuff all the time. I guess the situation might be a bit different, as I'm a diabetic... I love sweets, I just can't eat them.

but yes, devaucherous sex, indeed!

If you weren't so smart, I'd vote you be a late late late late term abortion with all those frailties. uhuh

Originally posted by dadudemon
If you weren't so smart, I'd vote you be a late late late late term abortion with all those frailties. uhuh

those are almost legal in Canada...

Happy birthday, ini!

dadudemon's just kidding, in his utopia you wouldn't be killed, just stuck in a 3 by 4ft cell without windows and lights...

Originally posted by Bardock42
dadudemon's just kidding, in his utopia you wouldn't be killed, just stuck in a 3 by 4ft cell without windows and lights...

Nay. He would have never been born because of eugenics. estahuh

Originally posted by dadudemon
Nay. He would have never been born because of eugenics. estahuh

I'd be part of your Strong Patrol, right? estahuh

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I'd be part of your Strong Patrol, right? estahuh

I do remember you kept in good shape. ๐Ÿ˜ However, in my Utopia, there is no need for any type of law enforcement.

Oliver North would be okay. He would have received gene therapy, in utero. My Utopia is not harsh. His real birthday present would have been perfect health.

I get your meaning...no law enforcement that the others can see. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Originally posted by dadudemon
I do remember you kept in good shape. ๐Ÿ˜ However, in my Utopia, there is no need for any type of law enforcement.

Oliver North would be okay. He would have received gene therapy, in utero. My Utopia is not harsh. His real birthday present would have been perfect health.

So, wait, you are saying in your Utopia everyone would be me? hmm

Originally posted by Bardock42
So, wait, you are saying in your Utopia everyone would be me? hmm

No. My Utopia could not comprise of only svelte, gay, intelligent, men.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No. My Utopia could not comprise of only svelte, gay, intelligent, men.

Some female versions of me as well, then.

Bardock, is that you in your avatar?