The Russian has been hired to assassinate The Joker

Originally posted by Aster Phoenix
And you think acid or guns or bombs can't deal with plastic?

Originally posted by vansonbee
Don't put bombs next to guns or acid, by reading some of his bio, he seem mostly robotic. Acid wouldn't do the job quickly enough. After all he need 1 swing in joker face[/IMG][/url]

And if he takes sulfuric acid in the face, how's he going to see where to hit?

With no preps from Joker, Russian 10/10

Nope. Deathstroke failed to nail Joker with a hit, and Joker was unaware of the hit coming mind you.

Besides, Russian is an idiot. Joker deals with morons in his sleep.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Russian is an idiot. Joker deals with morons in his sleep.

Does the Joker know a big stupid guy is trying to kill him?

If he does, god pity the poor Russian. The Joker does unspeakable thing to him.

He know somebody is out to kill him but know real details.

Originally posted by golem370
He know somebody is out to kill him but know real details.

Then he would be ready for it.

Originally posted by Aster Phoenix
The Joker has guns, bombs, gas, poisons, knives, and acid.

And I'm not talking about prep, this is stuff he carries with him.

The Punisher and others found out guns and knives have no effect on the Russian. Poisons won't work because he is predominantly cybernetic. Acid may corrode and possibly eat away the Russian's tissue, but it's not going to stop him. Bombs could do some damage, but I doubt the Joker (assuming he can evade the Russian long enough) carries enough to finish it.

The Russian, 9/10

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Acid may corrode and possibly eat away the Russian's tissue, but it's not going to stop him.

Bombs could do some damage.

Yes, yes they could.

Originally posted by Aster Phoenix
Proof?

Well, for the most part, the guy is robotic and designed for power and durability; hence, he's made out of strong metals and plastics. That, and acid takes a long f***ing time to fully corrode something.

Originally posted by Aster Phoenix
Yes, yes they could.

Yeah, I already said that. Trouble is, even if we assume he somehow evades the Russian at every turn and lands directs hits with the bombs, the Joker may not have enough on him to beat him.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Well, for the most part, the guy is robotic and designed for power and durability; hence, he's made out of strong metals and plastics. That, and acid takes a long f***ing time to fully corrode something.

He shoots the acid in his face, Russian can't see him.

Yeah, I already said that. Trouble is, even if we assume he somehow evades the Russian at every turn and lands directs hits with the bombs, the Joker may not have enough on him to beat him.

The Joker uses bombs in unusual ways. Russian might not even recognize it's a bomb until too late.

Originally posted by Aster Phoenix
He shoots the acid in his face, Russian can't see him.

Dude, if fire couldn't do that to the Russian the second time around, what is acid going to do to him?

Originally posted by Aster Phoenix
The Joker uses bombs in unusual ways. Russian might not even recognize it's a bomb until too late.

Joker doesn't have prep.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Dude, if fire couldn't do that to the Russian the second time around, what is acid going to do to him?

Joker doesn't have prep.

Originally posted by Aster Phoenix
Scan?

I've got their first fight, and getting scans for the Russians bullet/knife resistance. Don't know where the hell the rest of the Marvel Knights Punisher files are. It happened on Grand Nixon Island. I'll keep looking though.

Originally posted by Aster Phoenix
When has he ever needed prep to carry bombs around with him?

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
I've got their first fight, and getting scans for the Russians bullet/knife resistance. Don't know where the hell the rest of the Marvel Knights Punisher files are. It happened on Grand Nixon Island. I'll keep looking though.

I'm not saying he never carries bombs with him. I just don't see how him using disguised bombs in creative ways will come into play if he's got no prep.

Well if he's carrying the bombs with him anyways, then he simply throws them at the Russian.

You're assuming Joker can keep distance between them, each bomb will be a direct hit, the bombs will be strong enough to seriously damage the Russian, and that he has enough of them to finish the job. Not happening, even half the time.

The Russian wins a healthy majority, if not every time.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
[B]You're assuming Joker can keep distance between them

Not happening, even half the time.

Joker dodges The Russian, and electrocutes him with the joy buzzer until he eventually dies

or

Joker shoots him in the head with a dart gun poisoned with Joker Venom

or

Joker bombards the place with Joker Venom

Joker every time, all the time.
Heck, he doesn't even need prep to beat this fool.

Originally posted by Aster Phoenix
Forum rules state they can start up to .5 km away from each other.
The Joker can't throw something half a kilometer away. No direct hit there.

Prove this.

The Joker's bombs could probably keep the Russian at bay for a short amount of time, but the latter would gradually move in closer. If the Joker throws a bomb at the Russian at a close range, he risks injuring or killing himself. The Russian would survive.