The Russian has been hired to assassinate The Joker · Comic Book 'Versus' Forum

Aster Phoenix Restricted

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
The Russian would survive.

Prove it. Do you have scans of him surviving bombs?

Eternal Idol Lono, "The Dog"

Originally posted by Aster Phoenix
Prove it. Do you have scans of him surviving bombs?

I told you, I'm still looking for my missing Punisher files.

The Russian was killed by a bomb though... a big atomic bomb. Every other conventional weapon failed to put him away.

Aster Phoenix Restricted

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
I told you, I'm still looking for my missing Punisher files.
The Russian was killed by a bomb though... a big atomic bomb. Every other conventional weapon failed to put him away.

Okay I'll wait for the scans.

godking Senior Member

Joker 10/10

The Russian is horribly overrated

A goon given cybernetic enhancements nothing more.

golem370 Senior Member

Anybody else

Eternal Idol Lono, "The Dog"

Forgot all about this thread.

Still think the Russian wins every time.

Originally posted by godking
Joker 10/10. The Russian is horribly overrated; a goon given cybernetic enhancements nothing more.

You're f***ing kidding me... The Russian is being severely underrated in this thread and being dismissed as just some daft cyborg.

The Joker has to be one of the most overrated characters in versus forum history. He's a homocidal maniac with an decent arsenal, an associates degree in chemistry from Gotham City College, and a clown gimmick... He's Ronald McDonald after losing the burger franchise wars.

Pretty easy to dismiss a character like that. Save that tired noise.

psycho gundam The Nightmare of Solomon

joker doesn't know what's up, he dies.

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by Eternal Idol

The Joker has to be one of the most overrated characters in versus forum history. He's a homocidal maniac with an decent arsenal, an associates degree in chemistry from Gotham City College, and a clown gimmick... He's Ronald McDonald after losing the burger franchise wars.

This is wrong on SO many levels...

manx422 Restricted

JOKER

Eternal Idol Lono, "The Dog"

Originally posted by SamZED
This is wrong on SO many levels...

Just making a point.

chilled monkey Senior Member

Originally posted by Aster Phoenix
Forum rules state they can start up to .5 km away from each other.

Didn't you read the OP? It clearly states that the Russian has been hired to assassinate Joker. This is not a straight-up fight, this is a scenario.

Forum rules are used as defaults when the OP doesn't provide any circumstances for the fight. In this case they did so forum rules do not apply.

SamZED Senior Member

I believe that if Joker knows that he's coming there's no way the Russian kills him. If he doesnt he dies.
Also Russian has boobs now so he wins.

psycho gundam The Nightmare of Solomon

not sure how joker's going to dig his way out of this one, only the bat holds back from murking that guy.

i mean, like one guy said earlier, the russian could try and get recruited in joker's goon squad, and that imo would be an easy task since he could be joker's personal bodyguard being that he's built like a tank. joker wouldn't hesitate for a second to let him in the fold (in some level), and once he feels secure with him hanging around he just has to get caught slipping once and the russian can close the book on joker's chapter.

could take weeks to years, but the russian could do it.

Warrior18 Keyboard Warrior

The Russian tears Joker's head off then, in all fairness, probably does things to the corpse. 😬

Phantom Zone Junior Member

Joker of course.