I have a woman over at my house right now...

What should we do?!

Cut her eyes out for some skull fvckin, using her intestines you drove out with a screwdriver as a condom.

get the **** off of KMC, knock her bottom out.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
What should we do?!

You're seriously asking advise from a forum?

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
What should we do?!

Play Scrabble!

Originally posted by Toku King
You're seriously asking advise from a forum?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
virgin alert? haermm

Asswipe alert? haermm

Originally posted by Toku King
Asswipe alert? haermm

wait, me or him? 😕

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
What should we do?!

Ask her who her favorite G.I. Joe character is.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
What should we do?!

Play hide the salomi.

I'm serious. Play Scrabble and then Monopoly!

He should probably talk about the first thing that pops up.

Show her your super cool collection of magic cards, that gets a girl going.

Talk Star Wars to her. That'll get her nice and moist. ✅

crylaugh

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Cut her eyes out for some skull fvckin, using her intestines you drove out with a screwdriver as a condom.

😱 I like the way you think!

Call her "Mara Jade", too.

✅

Look at your a**hole in the mirror. It will blow your f***ing minds!

show her your gloryhole