I have a woman over at my house right now...

Ask her how old she is

Originally posted by Impediment
Talk Star Wars to her. That'll get her nice and moist. ✅

That would make me moist.

*gets moist*

Show off your massive muscles and go "hoo hah hya!" Chicks dig that. If that doesn't work, play Red Alert and let her watch.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
What should we do?!

first gag her.. then tie her up.. otherwise the screaming can get really annoying..

then sharpen your knives.. because blunt tools just make messy work

and then..

what? haermm2

why are you looking at me like that.. 😐

Wow, seems like a lot of KMC members have some pent up aggression/violence! 😉

Anyway, we're not romantically involved so I'm afraid all of your sick fantasies were out of the question.

We ended up watching Pushing Daisies.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes

We ended up watching Pushing Daisies.

So was there any hot sex?
Did you cream her?

He pushed her daisy in haermm