I have to get this off my chest...

Started by Slay3 pages

I have to get this off my chest...

So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.

However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.

😆

congrats on both.

Jesus, you really have to get that game.

Oh, cool about the baby too. awehuhs

The baby things cool but being a father cannot be scarier than Bioshock

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
😆

congrats on both.


My girlfriend isn't actually pregnant. awehuhs

Re: I have to get this off my chest...

Originally posted by Slay
So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.

However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.

Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"

Originally posted by Slay
My girlfriend isn't actually pregnant. awehuhs
I really hope you're lying about the BioShock thing too...

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I really hope you're lying about the BioShock thing too...

Go listen to Green Day, *****. awebrow

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"

Originally posted by Slay
My girlfriend isn't actually pregnant. awehuhs

Do it anyway

Originally posted by Slay
Go listen to Green Day, *****. awebrow
Go listen to Rihanna! awehawe

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Go listen to Rihanna! awehawe

Yeah, but I don't actually listen to Rihanna, you do listen to Green Day. awehuhs

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, but I don't actually listen to Rihanna, you do listen to Green Day. awehuhs
Well,

shut up awebrow

k...

Re: Re: I have to get this off my chest...

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"
😆

Re: I have to get this off my chest...

Originally posted by Slay
So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.

However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.

you must buy Bioshock, without a doubt.

Now what was this other news awehuhs

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait for two months, then punch her really hard in the uterus and say, "GOTCHA B***H!"

Have you ever loved someone? awebrow

Originally posted by Slay
Have you ever loved someone? awebrow

I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.

😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.

😐


I see. awehuhs

is is that true?

aww you fixed it uhuh

Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.

😐


You sick f*ck.