I have to get this off my chest...

Started by FoxMeister3 pages

Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.

😐


And to finish up you came on here excellent

Originally posted by Mairuzu
is is that true?

aww you fixed it uhuh

I fixed it faster than 20 seconds. You must of refreshed or clicked this thread and read that post during that "less than 20 seconds".

nee nars? 😕

Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got done spooning my wife who is the mother of my two children.

😐

you too?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you too?

drylaugh 😂

Originally posted by Röland
You sick f*ck.

😆

Originally posted by FoxMeister
And to finish up you came on here excellent

I see what you did thar. 313

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you too?

You have a wife and two children, too? 😮‍💨

my girlfriend might be prego... but at least i've played bioshock haermm

DONT PUNCH THE BABY. It could possibly just retard it, and not kill it.

Originally posted by Selphie
DONT PUNCH THE BABY. It could possibly just retard it, and not kill it.

Yeah. You gotta let the stairs do all the work!

Originally posted by Röland
Yeah. You gotta let the stairs do all the work!

Might as well just take a drill to it shrug

Originally posted by Selphie
Might as well just take a drill to it shrug

Too messy. awehuhs

OH YEAH, YOUR GIRL'S GUTS AND PLACENTA ON THE FLOOR, WHAT A MESS, 'CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY WORSE THAN STEPPING ON LITTLE CHILDREN'S TOYS THAT MAKE YOU SCREAM, AND YOU FEEL LIKE KICKING THE KID IN THE FACE!

*sigh* Jackass.

Originally posted by Selphie
OH YEAH, YOUR GIRL'S GUTS AND PLACENTA ON THE FLOOR, WHAT A MESS, 'CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY WORSE THAN STEPPING ON LITTLE CHILDREN'S TOYS THAT MAKE YOU SCREAM, AND YOU FEEL LIKE KICKING THE KID IN THE FACE!

*sigh* Jackass.


Just saying, that at least with stairs, it's a nice clean abortion.

Yeah, yer boring

Why so cliche, its boring BORING I SAY!

Would you rather I used a rusty coat hanger and some hedge clippers?

Oooo, hedge clippers!

Rusty coat hanger is cliche as well

Ok fine.

Hedge clippers and a curling iron.

GOOD JOB WITH THE CURLING IRON, I LIKE IT! 😱

I AM SADISTIC. peaches

I never have played Bioshock either.

Don't really plan to either.

Re: I have to get this off my chest...

Originally posted by Slay
So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend a couple of days ago, and all out of nothing she tells me she's pregnant. I'm like 'WTF', and at first I thought she was kidding, but after she showed me the pregnancy test she took earlier that day, it turned out to actually be true. And, admittedly, at first I hated the idea of me becoming a father, but now I kinda like it. I don't know what I'll have to tell my parents though.

However, I'm quite ashamed of this, and it pains me to tell you, that I've never played BioShock, and one year after it's initial release-date, I think I might buy it this weekend.

Dude, just some advice, it's time for you to buck up and take responsibility for your actions. I usually don't preach about stuff like this, but a whole year it's been out and you still haven't played BioShock?!! WTF, man??? 😠