I'm in BIG TROUBLE

Ok, so i wanted to try out this porn site, right. It is a torrent porn site. As i was going through the registration i had to fill out one of those age verification things. It required a credit card. So, i grabbed my g/f's credit/debit card because mine was downstairs. I thought i was only going to be verifying my age. Apparently i signed up for a two day trial period for THREE porno sites. After the two days the account will be charged $40 for each site, monthly. I tried to cancel the account once i realized my dreadful mistake but i cannot simply cancel online. The owner of the credit card has to call a number to cancel. So, yeah, i have to tell my girlfriend and she's probably going hurt me.

How do i tell her?

Tell her the truth. Lol.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, so i wanted to try out this porn site, right. It is a torrent porn site. As i was going through the registration i had to fill out one of those age verification things. It required a credit card. So, i grabbed my g/f's credit/debit card because mine was downstairs. I thought i was only going to be verifying my age. Apparently i signed up for a two day trial period for THREE porno sites. After the two days the account will be charged $40 for each site, monthly. I tried to cancel the account once i realized my dreadful mistake but i cannot simply cancel online. The owner of the credit card has to call a number to cancel. So, yeah, i have to tell my girlfriend and she's probably going hurt me.

How do i tell her?

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, so i wanted to try out this porn site, right. It is a torrent porn site. As i was going through the registration i had to fill out one of those age verification things. It required a credit card. So, i grabbed my g/f's credit/debit card because mine was downstairs. I thought i was only going to be verifying my age. Apparently i signed up for a two day trial period for THREE porno sites. After the two days the account will be charged $40 for each site, monthly. I tried to cancel the account once i realized my dreadful mistake but i cannot simply cancel online. The owner of the credit card has to call a number to cancel. So, yeah, i have to tell my girlfriend and she's probably going hurt me.

How do i tell her?

Next time she comes over, leave all the shit she's left at your house on the front porch or out in the hallway and pin an apology note to it. Don't forget to provide the number/s she needs to call to cancel the transactions.

Originally posted by RevoWution™©®
Tell her the truth. Lol.

This forces you to look at porn. She will be sad but you must do it.

Seriously though, just do what Scythe said.

Originally posted by Röland
Seriously though, just do what Scythe said.

Why would your girlfriend care if you were looking at porn?

Personally, I'd only be pissed because you were too lazy to use your own card 😛

Originally posted by Scythe
I agree.

😂

i already tried that. The lady said that i didn't sound like a Sheena. I told her that i was her girlfriend.

Originally posted by Peach
Why would your girlfriend care if you were looking at porn?

Personally, I'd only be pissed because you were too lazy to use your own card 😛

my girlfriend isn't cool like that 🙁

Telling the truth usually sucks, but might as well do it, 'cause if you made up a super cool lie, she'd probably still find out, and then be even more pissed because you lied mmm

crylaugh

If money wasn't an issue I'd be glad you signed up if I was your gf..

hell I'd probably already be a platinum member laughcry

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
my girlfriend isn't cool like that 🙁

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
my girlfriend isn't cool like that 🙁

Just tell her the truth and apologise.

Seeing as you've already tried calling to cancel, I reckon your gf's gonna be even more pissed once she gets charged $40 for each site lol.

You could say that your friend was like, "HEY, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS" and you couldn't see it because you had to have age verification, so you thought it'd work out if you just did blah blah, but then it backfired, and blew out of proportions, and that you're really sorry and you love her and stuff

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
😂

i already tried that. The lady said that i didn't sound like a Sheena. I told her that i was her girlfriend.

Originally posted by Peach
Why would your girlfriend care if you were looking at porn?

Personally, I'd only be pissed because you were too lazy to use your own card 😛

Just smack your b!tch, make her do the call, then bang her and tell her to make you a Goddamn sammich.

Originally posted by Scythe
My god dude. Call back, and no matter what, if you have your gf's credit card, who cares, get a womanly voice and persist you're Sheena. Don't agree with them when they say otherwise. Give em attitude, snap your fingers, and say you'll sue them for calling you a guy.

yeah, tell them you were on that episode of Sally when they had people with voice issues like guys with high voices and ladies with low or childlike voices and it's not very nice and you've suffered all your life with ridicule!

haermm

Spoiler:
Or listen to Scythe's advice, Roland approves!!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
yeah, tell them you were on that episode of Sally when they had people with voice issues like guys with high voices and ladies with low or childlike voices and it's not very nice and you've suffered all your life with ridicule!

haermm

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Most girls are not that cool.

Just smack your b!tch, make her do the call, then bang her and tell her to make you a Goddamn sammich.