I'm in BIG TROUBLE

Originally posted by jadeily
Redtube is ghey haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
shaddap 😂

Gheyyyyy 😛

My girlfriend always gets mad that I look at porn but then she gets mad at everything....damn I hate being in a relationship

Originally posted by steverules
My girlfriend always gets mad that I look at porn but then she gets mad at everything....damn I hate being in a relationship

Because it tends to make us girlfriends feel useless.
Like.
"Am I not good enough for him?"
"He probably is sick of being with me sexually.."
"I feel useless... I don't pleasure him enough..."

And many guys get pissed when their girlfriends watches gay porn.

Originally posted by jadeily
Because it tends to make us girlfriends feel useless.
Like.
"Am I not good enough for him?"
"He probably is sick of being with me sexually.."
"I feel useless... I don't pleasure him enough..."

And many guys get pissed when their girlfriends watches gay porn.

My girlfriend doesn't look at porn, she doesn't masturbate. Surprisingly I have power over her with sex where as usually it seems the women have the power with sex.

Originally posted by steverules
My girlfriend doesn't look at porn, she doesn't masturbate. Surprisingly I have power over her with sex where as usually it seems the women have the power with sex.

😂 I wasn't talking about her in the last line. Just generally.

you know, if i had been here sooner, like... "first page" sooner, i would have made the joke "at least its not in little china"

but knowing kmc'ers, it'd get ignored by half, and the other half would say its not funny and call me an idiot.

Also,

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
sad thing is, i know this. I'm just having a stupid kind of year.

thanks for the advice guys. I'm going to tell her when she gets home tonight 🙁

How'd that go over for yah?

Originally posted by kodak
How'd that go over for yah?

The last time I heard a story similar to this, the lady left the dude and got custody of the child they had together. She thinks he's a child molestor now. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!

So, yeah, Rages, I hope she handles it well. If I want to view something questionable, I get permission from my wife first. It may have something to do with being a Mormom. I made sure I got approval to watch the two girls one cup video before I watched it. I also sent some pictures to a friend that were questionable, but I got permission from the wife first. (BTW, that friend knows who he is. High five, bro, because boobs are awesome.)

porn......😖hifty:

k, so i totally told my girlfriend what i did. It turns out that she is actually into porn. We surfed those three sites for about two hours 😂 She tried calling but they were closed . As long as she calls by tomorrow we shouldn't be charged but she said if we end up getting charged i dont get to buy any Penguin tickets this year. Thats a bluff though because she likes going to Hockey games almost as much as i do 😂

Get rid of the card and say it was stolen, or wait until she comes to that conclusion herself.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
k, so i totally told my girlfriend what i did. It turns out that she is actually into porn. We surfed those three sites for about two hours 😂 She tried calling but they were closed . As long as she calls by tomorrow we shouldn't be charged but she said if we end up getting charged i dont get to buy any Penguin tickets this year. Thats a bluff though because she likes going to Hockey games almost as much as i do 😂

All that worrying for nothing 😊
Glad things turned out alright!

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, so i wanted to try out this porn site, right. It is a torrent porn site. As i was going through the registration i had to fill out one of those age verification things. It required a credit card. So, i grabbed my g/f's credit/debit card because mine was downstairs. I thought i was only going to be verifying my age. Apparently i signed up for a two day trial period for THREE porno sites. After the two days the account will be charged $40 for each site, monthly. I tried to cancel the account once i realized my dreadful mistake but i cannot simply cancel online. The owner of the credit card has to call a number to cancel. So, yeah, i have to tell my girlfriend and she's probably going hurt me.

How do i tell her?

😆 you are priceless mate

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, so i wanted to try out this porn site, right. It is a torrent porn site. As i was going through the registration i had to fill out one of those age verification things. It required a credit card. So, i grabbed my g/f's credit/debit card because mine was downstairs. I thought i was only going to be verifying my age. Apparently i signed up for a two day trial period for THREE porno sites. After the two days the account will be charged $40 for each site, monthly. I tried to cancel the account once i realized my dreadful mistake but i cannot simply cancel online. The owner of the credit card has to call a number to cancel. So, yeah, i have to tell my girlfriend and she's probably going hurt me.

How do i tell her?

lol 😆

doubt she would have cared 😆

2 day free trial eh?

So......

Username/password? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Peach
Why would your girlfriend care if you were looking at porn?

Personally, I'd only be pissed because you were too lazy to use your own card 😛

Originally posted by Devil King
Next time she comes over, leave all the shit she's left at your house on the front porch or out in the hallway and pin an apology note to it. Don't forget to provide the number/s she needs to call to cancel the transactions.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
✅ redtube ftw.

Go with the flow bud,
Just go with the flow.

I suggest you two lovebirds watch a full-length video of T-Bob's Cumsluts

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