One Magical Night with Tired Hiker . . . (if you could)

If you were honored to ever meet me in person, what would we go and do? 😄 😉

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
If you were honored to ever meet me in person, what would we go and do? 😄 😉

Testicles

Go out for a beer, talk... Sex.

Most of the above statement is true, like .... 66%.

😐

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
If you were honored to ever meet me in person, what would we go and do? 😄 😉

Depends, do I come to meet you or other way round?

TH, my penis is so big, that if i flop it across your keyboard it runs from A all the way to Z........

Originally posted by The Pict
Depends, do I come to meet you or other way round?

Uh, it's up to you. I'm versatile.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Uh, it's up to you. I'm versatile.

Well if you come to meet me I'd show you around Edinburgh then we'd go on a pub crawl, get a kebab, throw up in someone's doorway, pick a fight with someone for no reason, then wake up two hours late for work with the worst hangover ever.

TH is cool
tired hiker is made of lame

we would probably start the evening off by me taking you to Arby's. Arby q's are on special for .99 cents, so feel free to get a few. From there we would go to the local Y.M.C.A and compete in a Jenga competition. On the way back to your place we would stop at Mcdonalds and swap stories over a refreshing Mcflurry. After that we sould go to your place and play pick up sticks while we watch the, touched by an angel marathon.

Originally posted by The Pict
Well if you come to meet me I'd show you around Edinburgh then we'd go on a pub crawl, get a kebab, throw up in someone's doorway, pick a fight with someone for no reason, then wake up two hours late for work with the worst hangover ever.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
TH is cool
tired hiker is made of lame

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
we would probably start the evening off by me taking you to Arby's. Arby q's are on special for .99 cents, so feel free to get a few. From there we would go to the local Y.M.C.A and compete in a Jenga competition. On the way back to your place we would stop at Mcdonalds and swap stories over a refreshing Mcflurry. After that we sould go to your place and play pick up sticks while we watch the, touched by an angel marathon.

I would take you back to my place after I gagged you wth an alchohol soaked rag, while you are still unconcious I would undress you and chain you to my wall. I would get naked as well and wait for you to wake up.

When you finally do, I would ask,"Would you prefer me to use the screwdriver or the buzzsaw first?"

Originally posted by GCG
TH, my penis is so big, that if i flop it across your keyboard it runs from A all the way to Z........

*obligatory laugh because of the joke, since A and Z are right next to each other*

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Sounds just like the first date I took my wife on when I first met her. 😆 Well, before she was my wife. 🙂

We are pimps. My bitches don't like it when i take them to the YMCA during a date though 🙁

Originally posted by Phucked Up
*obligatory laugh because of the joke, since A and Z are right next to each other*

We go to my place, where a couple of my friends are waiting to gangbang you.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I would take you back to my place after I gagged you wth an alchohol soaked rag, while you are still unconcious I would undress you and chain you to my wall. I would get naked as well and wait for you to wake up.

When you finally do, I would ask,"Would you prefer me to use the screwdriver or the buzzsaw first?"

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
We go to my place, where a couple of my friends are waiting to gangbang you.

You guys should hang out. 😕

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
If you were honored to ever meet me in person, what would we go and do? 😄 😉

We'd casts spells at each other till one of us is left standing without clothes on

and the person who is naked gets to yell

I AM FERNGULLY

while running in circles outside