One Magical Night with Tired Hiker . . . (if you could)

Started by FoxMeister2 pages

Get a couple' drinks in us, get some chicken, have some sex... you know

.....hookers haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
.....hookers haermm

Exactly... aweweep

Originally posted by Mairuzu
We'd casts spells at each other till one of us is left standing without clothes on

and the person who is naked gets to yell

I AM FERNGULLY

while running in circles outside

uhuh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
End up in a mexican prison.
😱
Originally posted by Mairuzu
We'd casts spells at each other till one of us is left standing without clothes on

and the person who is naked gets to yell

I AM FERNGULLY

while running in circles outside

Weird. I actually just did that. 😑
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Get a couple' drinks in us, get some chicken, have some sex... you know
😮‍💨

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Exactly... aweweep
Watch out for the Adams apples.

Well, first we'd go to Denny's. Then, we'd go to mini-golf and I'd teach you how to putt. 😖hifty: And then we'd watch Aliens and have brie that wouldn't be drugged in any way to make you unconcious so I could take advantage of you. 😗

Originally posted by Davehead
Well, first we'd go to Denny's. Then, we'd go to mini-golf and I'd teach you how to putt. 😖hifty: And then we'd watch Aliens and have brie that wouldn't be drugged in any way to make you unconcious so I could take advantage of you. 😗

You had me at "Denny's." 😐

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
If you were honored to ever meet me in person, what would we go and do? 😄 😉
no the honor would be yours.......i would probably bait you into a sparring match ....why cause thats what i do with friends and adfter that most likely well go into a vegeatative video game coma ....again thats what i do

Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
no the honor would be yours.......i would probably bait you into a sparring match ....why cause thats what i do with friends and adfter that most likely well go into a vegeatative video game coma ....again thats what i do

And they say chivalry is dead? 😊

Go out to some live music venue, followed by a party, followed by hedonist acts till the next day.

I don't know you.
😐

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You guys should hang out. 😕
I agree. Care to join us?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You had me at "Denny's." 😐
Denny's droolio

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Go out to some live music venue, followed by a party, followed by hedonist acts till the next day.

My type of night! ✅
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I agree. Care to join us?
Oh hell no. Unless you can promise to have me home by 10pm. 😕

I'd take good care of Hiker, very good care.

I'd say "Dang... you don't look much like a golfer do ya?"

😐

Originally posted by Phucked Up
*obligatory laugh because of the joke, since A and Z are right next to each other*

WALDORF: Have u seen GCG's penis?

STATLER: Where?

WALDORF: It runs from A to Z on a keyboard.

HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
If you were honored to ever meet me in person, what would we go and do? 😄 😉

I would flirt with you until you take me home and then Id kill you and steal all your moneyz and stuffs from your housejermm

Originally posted by Mywi
I would flirt with you until you take me home and then Id kill you and steal all your moneyz and stuffs from your housejermm

That started off soooooooo good, but then it ended with you taking seven dollars and my velcro dart board. 😬