Red Nemesis
The Blind Critic
Guys, I'm pretty sure that this is Gideon's sock. With that in mind, I will attempt to prove the null hypothesis: That any biologically viable human being could possibly be this unintelligent.
(Note: I will not attempt to disprove every point, I will only be highlighting the massive stupidity that was required to generate this rubbish.)
Originally posted by BOOG
OK I HAVNT READ THE BOOKS IM NOT MUCH OF A READER BUT IVE LOOKED UP ALMOST EVERY CHARACTER YOU COULD THINK OF..STUDIED WHAT PPL SAY ABOUT THEM,,,AND I THINK MOST PPL LOOK INTO IT TO MUCH IVE SEEN THIS TOPIC MANY TIMES BUT PPL START ARGUING HAHAHA I WOULD LOVE TO SEE EVERYONES TOP 10 WITH REASONS AND PROOF....IM NOT SAYING I KNOW MORE OR LESS THAN ANYONE BUT HERS MINE....
First off, the capitals have to end. Immediately. Sentence structure, or the inclusion of even rudimentary punctuation is also imperative. Grammar can be your friend, and you sound less like a ten year old troll as your writing ability improves. Here's a hint: '.'
Originally posted by BOOG
1.STARKILLER (Galen Marek)-OOOOOHHHHH SHIITTTT YEAH I BRUNG HIM INTO IT COME ON HE TOOK VADERS SABER OUT OF HIS HAND WITH THE FORCE AT AGE 5. HES THE ONLY PERSON TO EVER RAPE VADER WHILE VADER IS WELL VADER 1ON1 LOOK IT UP IF YOU DONT BELIEAVE ME,,,ALSO COME ON HIS FORCE POWERS ARE REDICULOUS AND ON WIKIPEDIA IT SAYS THERE IN THE TOP EVER AND I THINK HE IS THE STRONGEST EVER EXPECIALLY HOW YOUNG HE WAS,,,HE RAPED SIDIOUS ALSO WOOPS GENERAL RAHM KOTA AND BLINDS HIM,HE KILLS Kazdan Paratus WHO IS BAD ASS,AND ALSO KILLS THE LAST OF YODAS COUNCIL SHAAK TI,WOOPS SHAAK TIS TURNED APPRENTICE MARIS BROOD SO BAD SHE TURNS BACK TO THE LIGHT SIDE,SAVES AND GIVES HIS LIFE SO Mon Mothma, Bail Organa, and Garm Bel Iblis S COULD START THE REBEL ALLIANCE.ALSO I BELIEVE HE WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST POWERFULL JEDI EVER BECAUSE OF HIS SITH BEGINNING AND HIS INSANE POWER THEN TRAINED ON THE OTHER SIDE AND WITH AGE WOW.
Sadly, a large portion of this is factually incorrect. Working up, I see many misconceptions about the Star Wars universe, and even more simple factual mistakes.
Being a Sith before one becomes a Jedi would be a detriment rather than an advantage, because a Jedi relies on training to replace their desires and reflexes, as stated by Mace Windu in Shatterpoint. Giving his life for the Rebellion to survive is in no way a reflection on his power. Many powerless rebel soldiers did the same. He did not 'rape Sidious'- he attained 'Oneness with the Force' and managed to contain his lightning for a few seconds. Then he is overwhelmed and explodes. Sidious isn't even phased by the explosion. I haven't played through the whole game or read the book yet, so I might have missed something. This is just what I saw on my first read through.
Originally posted by BOOG
2.YODA-BE HONEST HES THE BADDEST LIL MA****ER EVER AND HES THE LEADER FOR A REASON,HES COCKY HE DONT TAKE NO SHIT AND HE BACKS IT UP.AND YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER HOW STRONG HE IS WITH THE FORCE FOR HOW SMALL HE IS,,,ALSO IVE READ A MILLION TIMES THAT DARTH SIDIOUS WOOPED HIM IN THE MOVIE HE WAS WOOPIN WITCH I DISSAGREE ON BADLY I THINK YODA WAS WINNING AND SIDIOUS TRIED TO RUN AT 1ST.....
Yoda is 'the leader' because he is the oldest and wisest of the Jedi alive during the PT. Jedi are not warriors, and his status as Grandmaster is not a guarantee of his dominance in combat (although he
is also the deadliest Jedi alive). As far as I am aware, physical size has no bearing on Force strength. Sidious used superior tactics to defeat him. Yes Sidious fled to tactically superior ground, but this again is not a sign of weakness, it is a sign of the strength of Sidious's tactical prowess.
Originally posted by BOOG
3.MACE WINDU-LETS FACE IT BAMF BAD ASS MOTHER ****ER HES THE ONLY BAD ASS ACTING GANGSTA-PIMP JEDI THERE IS WITH HIS PURPLE SABER..AND LETS NOT FORGET HE ****ED SIDIOUS UP BADLEY AND MADE HIM LOOK THAT WAY AND IVE READ MANY TIMES THAT ON ALL KINDS OF SIGHTS THAT HE IS ONE OF THE BADDEST SABER FIGHTERS EVER AND SOME SAY HES EQUAL TO YODAS POWER AND POSSIBLY THE MOST FEARED JEDI BECAUSE HES RUTHLESS,ALSO I READ THE STYLE OF FIGHTING HE USES CAN ONLY BE BEAT BY THE SAME STYLE WITCH NO ONE ELSE USES...
From what I've read so far, you deem most of the characters in the saga to be "Bad ass". If they are all "Bad ass" then it isn't a significant feat to ascribe to any character. The color of his saber does not affect his combat abilities. He managed to defeat Sidious because of his unique saber style and mastery of Shatterpoint. In the RotS novelization he struggles with the lightning thrown at him by Palpatine, and there can be no doubt that Sidious > Mace in the Force. He uses Vapaad. It is not infallible, nor is it perfect. It is very effective, and is certainly deadly. There is no source (I hope, here's looking at Traviss...) that says Mace can only be defeated by another Vapaad practitioner.
Originally posted by BOOG
4.OBI-WAN--- I KNOW HES NOT IN ANYBODIES TOP BUT BE SERIOUS HAS HE LOST LETS SEE, DARTH MAUL KILLS HIS MASTER Qui-Gon Jinn AND WHILE OBI WAS REALLY YOUNG, AND MAUL IS ONE OF THE BEST 1ON1 SABER AND HAND TO HAND FIGHTERS EVER,WHICH I THINK OBI LOST THIS FIGHT BUT HE DID STILL KILL MAUL,HE RAPED GEN. GRIEVES,MASSACRES ANAKIN AND WAS DEAD EVEN WITH VADOR UNTILL HE SAW LOOK THEN WENT OUT LIKE A CHAMP AND BECAME STRONGER...(((JUS TO ADD IHAVNT READ THE BOOKS IM NOT SURE IF HE GOT OWNED IN THEN SO IF YOU DO LET ME KNOW...))))
Obi-Wan is among the most accomplished swordsmen
ever. He did
not 'massacre' Anakin. NO. I don't have the ANH novel, but I'd be surprised if he was dead even. I'd be willing to place him around 8 or 9 on a list of best Jedi swordsmen.
Originally posted by BOOG
5.DARTH SIDIOUS-WELL HES PROLLY THE MOST RUTHLEZZ DUDE THERES IS BUT HES OLD AND GAY IN MY BOOK.BUT HE DID MANAGE TO BRING THE JEDI DOWN AND ALMOST KILL THEM ALL OFF AND KEEP THERE MINDS CLOUDED SO THEY CANT FIGURE OUT IT WAS HIM BUT..HE REALLY DONT HAVE MUCH TO OFFER BESIDES HIS LIGHTING IS PROLLY THE BADDEST AND HES SMART BUT HE DID GO TOE TO TOE WITH YODA AND LIVE AND EVEN THOUGH STARKILLER WHOOPED HIM HE KILLED STAKILLER IN THE AFTERMATH AND HE RAN THE EMPIRE SO YEAH **** HIM.....
Sidious is the most powerful Sith Lord in history. His Force Storm is arguably the most powerful technique we have seen, and certainly among the most destructive. He was not 'whooped' by Starkiller.
Originally posted by BOOG
6.DARTH VADER-WELL COME ON I DONT HAVE TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT HIM HES RAW SON HE KILLS SIDIOUS FAGGET ASS THANK GOD (OR SIDIOUSES CLONE WTF EVER)DESTROYS PRETTY MUCH ANYBODY HE FIGHTS .....
Vader < Sidious. His murder of the Emperor was circumstantial at best. He is incredibly powerful, and very skilled. I'd argue strongly for Vader in nearly every confrontation.
Originally posted by BOOG
7.REVAN- JUS GO PLAY THE GAMES HE WRECKS ALL THE BAD ASS SITH YOU PPL TALK ABOUT LIKE MALAK AND NIHALIOUS OR HOW EVER YOU SPELL IT I WOULD HAVE ADDED SOME MORE OF THE BAD ASS OLD SITH TO BUT FORGOT ALOT OF THERE NAMES.
No. Revan is primarily an unknown. Game mechanics are non-cannon, so we can't say that he beat '43 dark Jedi' or X number of anything. He might have spent the whole game in stealth mode. Just no.
Originally posted by BOOG
8.LUKE SKYWALKER- I DONT LIKE HIM I THINK HES LAME YES HES POWERFULL BUT HE COULDNT EVEN BEAT VADER WITH OUT VADER LETTING HIM BUT HE DID GET WAY BADDER AND BRUNG THE COUCIL BACK AND DEFENDED IT AND TOOK OUT LIKE EVERYONE THAT TRYED THE JEDI AND SINGLE HANDEDLY BRUNG THE JEDI BACK TO THE TOP...
Luke is very powerful. He advances far beyond his RotJ incarnation- LotF Luke is virtually Yahwe.
Originally posted by BOOG
9.COUNT DOOKU-HE ****ED UP OBI-WAN EVERYTIME HE SAW HIM,CUT OFF ANIKANS ARM FOUGHT WITH YODA AND HE WAS YAODAS APPRENTICE.HE WAS ONE OF THE BADDEST EVER AND NOT TO MENTION HE LET ANIKAN WIN CAUSE OF SIDIOUS WEAK ASS SHIT....
Dooku is a beast. Anakin's win was legitamate- during the duel he does his best to kill Anakin, rationalizing that Sidious could more easily come up with a new plan than a new apprentice. He tries his hardest and is still killed by Anakin. Its cannon.
Originally posted by BOOG
10.DARTH MAUL-HEADS UP BADDEST LOOKING DUDE EVER,COOL STYLE WITH DOUBLE SABER AND ONE OF THE BEST SABER SLINGERS EVER AND POBABLY THE BEST HAND TO HAND COMBAT FIGHTER EVER IN STAR WARS RUTHLESS WITH NO FEAR HE ****ED Qui-Gon Jinn UP AND SHOULDVE KILLED OBI BUT OBI ALWAYS PULLS IT OUT LIKE A CHAMP AND HE MURDERD COUNTLESS AMOUNTS OF PPL FOR SIDIOUS AND ALSO GOT CUT IN HALF AND LIVE COMES BACK WITH ROBO LEGS BRAWLS IT OUT WITH VADER 1 ON 1 AND VADER HAS TO STAB THROUGH HIMSELF JUS TO KILL HIM..IF HE JUS COULDVE DONE SOMTHING ABOUT HIS WEAK ASS FORCE POWERS...
Maul has been described as 'one of the deadliest Sith apprentices in history.' He was also called a 'wizard of the Force'. He is by no means weak, but at the same time is far from top tier. There are more deserving characters to populate the list with.
Please learn grammar.