Werewolves: Real or not?

Started by Markus Corvinus6 pages

*looks* All I see is some guy masturbating, no wolves.

That's what werewolves really are! All masturbaters are cursed demons! BEGONE, FOUL SPAWN OF LYCAON THE PAGAN!

He just paid me five bucks for me to let him do it whenev----damn, I don't have bushes, guess it was all in me mind.

😑

Anywho, those werewolf stories are creepy, and a few of them seem to be real, while others seem like they may have been exaggerated. I think that a lot of the times, it was either a wolf or a big dog that was on the loose and hungry. Other times I believe it's just a dream or a make belief story people want to make up in order to scare others. Going back to it being a wolf or a dog, I especially believe that this was the case back in 1800's or so when werewolves were seen. All I know is that as long as I never have to experience it, I'll be A-okay.

There are no werewolves, there are no UFO's, there is no bigfoot.

Speaking of Bigfoot, that whole scandal was actually funny. My bro truly believed that the "body" was real. What a mook.

In any case, I still think that at some point in time werewolves may have existed, but now anyone who claims to have seen one is lying, and anyone on a forum claiming to be one is seeking attention.

I am sure some people get all freaky at a full moon, but being a full fledged Lycan? Ludicrous.

This is me:

honest to god

they made a movie about it and everything

Well you got me there.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am sure some people get all freaky at a full moon, but being a full fledged Lycan? Ludicrous.

A man possibly gaining a few wolf like attributes and becoming more bestial in nature? Yes, that's possible. A man getting bitten by a wolf and becoming a 12 foot muscular wolf like this:

Nah, that won't happen. However, if I could become a werewolf and look that awesome, I'd totally do it.

thats got nothin on Teen Wolf

Originally posted by Markus Corvinus
A man possibly gaining a few wolf like attributes and becoming more bestial in nature? Yes, that's possible. A man getting bitten by a wolf and becoming a 12 foot muscular wolf like this:

Nah, that won't happen. However, if I could become a werewolf and look that awesome, I'd totally do it.

Lycans PWN Vamps.

Originally posted by Markus Corvinus
A man possibly gaining a few wolf like attributes and becoming more bestial in nature? Yes, that's possible. A man getting bitten by a wolf and becoming a 12 foot muscular wolf like this:

Nah, that won't happen. However, if I could become a werewolf and look that awesome, I'd totally do it.

I already told you, that hair, fangs and canine-face are just myth. They're hairy, really hairy, but within human hair-limits, think of the hairiest Greek guy you've seen, now add pronounced canines, slightly elongated ears and blood-shot eyes to rival even the most stoniest of stoners and you have your werewolf.

Their nails are also possibly dark yellow and very thick, as is the toenail on that were-toe my uncle has, though it could just be onychomycosis. Then again, a werewolf possesses advanced healing and a natural immunity to diseases, well, except lycanthropy of course.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lycans PWN Vamps.

Vampyres are just myth though, silly.

No really? and here I thought they were real. What WOULD I do without you around?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No really? and here I thought they were real. What WOULD I do without you around?

Probably this:

YouTube video

Originally posted by Robtard
Vampyres are just myth though, silly.

There are people who need blood because their own hemoglobin doesn't make enough of it on it's own. Of course some sick minded individuals take this to the next level and actually believe they are a vampire such as in the movies. Those poor diluted people.... 🙁

Originally posted by Markus Corvinus
There are people who need blood because their own hemoglobin doesn't make enough of it on it's own. Of course some sick minded individuals take this to the next level and actually believe they are a vampire such as in the movies. Those poor diluted people.... 🙁

What? Drinking blood wouldn't help you if your blood-level was down. And blood (98% of it being hemoglobin) is produced in the bone marrow. Was "diluted" an intention pun?

They have to go to hospitals to have it pumped into their body. Depending on how much their body is producing/not producing, it regulates how often they need to go.