Morning Erection

Started by Strangelove6 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Morning wood never ends, just so you know.
YouTube video

Originally posted by Mywi
I cant identify if thats a chick or a homo guy. 😐

My thoughts exactly.

The "chick" (or "dude" if he/she/it's a guy) in the green bikini has man-like hips.

I still have my erection from this morning.

It's 5pm.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
it just kicked in and I am on the computer in my living room. I'm wearing boxers so it's not exactly unnoticeable. My Mum, StepDad, Sister and Brother are here. I hope no one asks me to get off the computer 😐

I'd have to get up with this raging boner 😐

You should be safe unless someone in your family has a magnifying glass handy.

awebrow

Originally posted by Ax3l
You should be safe unless someone in your family has a magnifying glass handy.

awebrow

hahaha,

says the virgin,

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
hahaha,

says the virgin,

awebrow

Excuse me?

You must've read my name wrong. It's pronounced "Axel". Not Walshey.

Originally posted by Ax3l
awebrow

Excuse me?

you're excused.

Originally posted by Ax3l

You must've read my name wrong. It's pronounced "Axel". Not Walshey.

Originally posted by Ax3l

walshy*

so i was in my kitchen, and i got an erection, and it was a good one, i wanted to paint it like a lighthouse, i put a cashew on the tip of my hog, bent it back, shot it into my mouth, first try dude, first try

but seriously, sometimes its great sometimes it sucks, you roll over and its like squashed

Thanks.

Originally posted by Ax3l
You should be safe unless someone in your family has a magnifying glass handy.

awebrow

My Ax3l, always looking out for others. 🙂

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
hahaha,

says the virgin,

LOL, how old are you, seriously, 15? Jesus.

Originally posted by Kram3r
My Ax3l, always looking out for others. 🙂

LOL, how old are you, seriously, 15? Jesus.

17 😬

not like I was lying 😐

Originally posted by Outbound
Dammit, I was about to post some homo pics, so if your parents saw what you were looking at you'd look gay with a boner dammit
😆

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
17 😬

not like I was lying 😐

Jesus Christ, you're a dumb ****. I wasn't actually questioning your age, I was questioning your mentality because of how juvenile and simply unintelligent that comeback was.

Thread is now about boobs. Big ones.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Jesus Christ, you're a dumb ****. I wasn't actually questioning your age, I was questioning your mentality because of how juvenile and simply unintelligent that comeback was.

haha, good for you mate, like I didn't know that. However I am only 2 years older than the age you implied I was, so yeah I am allowed to be immature going by your philosophy.

besides, I thought we were going for immature, considering what Axel posted.

I was just stating a fact.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I was just stating a fact.

And how would you know this for fact awecreep?

My Mother is a lying b!tch, so if she told you then I wouldn't believe her uhuh

how's the job hunt going?

Your mother

Edit: Just some things I've heard from some friends on this website.