Morning Erection

Started by ScarletSpeed6 pages

Originally posted by Ax3l
Your mother

Edit: Just some things I've heard from some friends on this website.

I knew I smelled KMC in the shower last night.

how goes the job hunt, you filthy hobo?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
haha, good for you mate, like I didn't know that. However I am only 2 years older than the age you implied I was, so yeah I am allowed to be immature going by your philosophy.

besides, I thought we were going for immature, considering what Axel posted.

Despite that fact I think you act like a 15 year old, I wasn't talking about your mannerism I was talking about the mentality used to retort with that comeback, which was just stupid especially since the size of ones penis has nothing to do with whether or not he's had sex or not.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Despite that fact I think you act like a 15 year old, I wasn't talking about your mannerism I was talking about the mentality used to retort with that comeback, which was just stupid especially since the size of ones penis has nothing to do with whether or not he's had sex or not.

again, it was supposed to be immature.

it's weird that you care so much.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
again, it was supposed to be immature.

it's weird that you care so much.

Jesus Christ, yeah, it was immature but maybe you can retort with something smarter and you know, on topic?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
you filthy hobo?
That's funny, considering it's the most likely thing to happen to me.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Jesus Christ, yeah, it was immature but maybe you can retort with something smarter and you know, on topic?

then that wouldn't be very immature now would it.

Originally posted by Ax3l
That's funny, considering it's the most likely thing to happen to me.

No joy with that interview ?

Interview?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Interview?

for that office job.

Office job?

Yes, it was like a month ago you were talking about it on here.

Month ago?

😐

die

Office Job?

😆

I hate morning erections, cause I usually have to take a piss, and that shit hurts.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I hate morning erections, cause I usually have to take a piss, and that shit hurts.

or you get spray in the face.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
or you get spray in the face.
No way, my breasts would block it.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
No way, my breasts would block it.

damn, lucky 🙁

Originally posted by Kram3r
Despite that fact I think you act like a 15 year old, I wasn't talking about your mannerism I was talking about the mentality used to retort with that comeback, which was just stupid especially since the size of ones penis has nothing to do with whether or not he's had sex or not.
way to be a dick

Originally posted by Mywi
Morning erection is teh best. awecreep

No it's not. 🙁 It's the worst. Especially when you have to pee like the dickens.