So my gf made two platters of brownies...

... because her insanely fat friend is coming over tomorrow, and I can't have any. Yeah.

Her*

brownies??? stoned

steal one?

Call her friend fat so she wont feel comfortable eating the brownies? stoned

On the way home this fat girl was following me and i walk pretty fast. I could hear her breathing like a dog that's been struck by lightening in the ass

Originally posted by Slay
... because here insanely fat friend is coming over tomorrow, and I can't have any. Yeah.

Steal one. Nothing can come in between a man and his brownies.

Disguises? stoned

Originally posted by Toku King
Steal one. Nothing can come in between a man and his brownies.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Call her friend fat so she wont feel comfortable eating the brownies? stoned

Man up and eat five of them.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Man up and eat five of them.

Originally posted by Slay
But if I do, she won't secks me tonight.

Just Jedi wave her, she won't know.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Just Jedi wave her, she won't know.

That TH, always thinks up ridiculous solutions and doesn't afraid of anything.

Whats better than brownies?

Whatever your opinion is on whatever is better... get that

eat it in front of them.

Originally posted by Slay
I'm afraid that she'll catch me with the proverbial pants down. awehuhs

Think of it this way: The girl's fat, so she can afford to lose weight instead of gaining it. And that's where you come in to help out.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Whats better than brownies?

Whatever your opinion is on whatever is better... get that

eat it in front of them.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Whats better than brownies?

Whatever your opinion is on whatever is better... get that

eat it in front of them.

That's a trick question. Nothing is better than brownies.

Originally posted by Slay
I can have them tomorrow. I want them now though, is what's the issue. awehuhs

Like I said, you would be a part of the solution if you stole a couple....dozen.

Originally posted by Slay
I can have them tomorrow. I want them now though, is what's the issue. awehuhs

Yeah, but it sounds like there won't be any left. 😕

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, but it sounds like there won't be any left. 😕

Originally posted by Toku King
Think of it this way: The girl's fat, so she can afford to lose weight instead of gaining it. And that's where you come in to help out.

Originally posted by Slay
But then she just went ''Ugh'', which is usually not a good sign.

She's just in denial. Prove its usefulness.
I have never had and never will have a girlfriend that could ever deny me brownies.