So my gf made two platters of brownies...

Okay, here's what you do, you cook your own brownies and then don't share them when the fat girl eats all the other ones.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, here's what you do, you cook your own brownies and then don't share them when the fat girl eats all the other ones.

Originally posted by Slay
Or I get some at the baker's on my way back from work tomorrow? awebrow

No, because you have to be eating a brownie before the fat girl even steps foot in the house, this is the goal. THIS IS THE GOAL, BRAH!

Contaminate the brownies.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, because you have to be eating a brownie before the fat girl even steps foot in the house, this is the goal. THIS IS THE GOAL, BRAH!

Slay, i need pics or they didn't happen.

Speaking of brownies, what is the difference between eating 'special' brownies and just smoking up?

theres not really much of a diff

besides the fact that your chest wont feel as hard and your throat will be a bit clearer

I see mmm

You should make your sig animated, so it flashes with different sigs and makes people have epileptic fits biscuits

yeah they seem to be the latest craze🙁

Originally posted by Slay
... because her insanely fat friend is coming over tomorrow, and I can't have any. Yeah.

Probably too late, but what you should have done, is, sit down with your girlfriend and her fatty friend. Offer her a brownie. Then ask whether they would like to listen to some music. When they, inevitably say "yes", go over to the stereo, put your "The Queen is Dead" CD in and play Track 10 on repeat. Then walk calmly back to the couch, take a brownie and just stare at your girlfriend's friend.

I am sure your girlfriend will get the hint that giving you brownies the day before is much more desirable for all parties involved.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
On the way home this fat girl was following me and i walk pretty fast. I could hear her breathing like a dog that's been struck by lightening in the ass

I wanted to say hi but you were walking to fast for me .. next time I won't bother ermm

AHHH, Brownies

Originally posted by MIŠT
Speaking of brownies, what is the difference between eating 'special' brownies and just smoking up?

Special brownies give more of a body high rater than a mind high. Imagine feeling like you weigh twice as much.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Probably too late, but what you should have done, is, sit down with your girlfriend and her fatty friend. Offer her a brownie. Then ask whether they would like to listen to some music. When they, inevitably say "yes", go over to the stereo, put your "The Queen is Dead" CD in and play Track 10 on repeat. Then walk calmly back to the couch, take a brownie and just stare at your girlfriend's friend.

I am sure your girlfriend will get the hint that giving you brownies the day before is much more desirable for all parties involved.

I GOT IT LOLOLOL

oh or you could... get brown Styrofoam, cover it with cocoa powder, steal ALL of the brownies, replacing them with the props, then when the time comes you eat one of her brownies rather than the props, the fat girl insults her cooking, she never talks to the fat girl again, and cooks for your mouth only.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
I GOT IT LOLOLOL

I made some brownies earlier

In the toilet.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I made some brownies earlier

In the toilet.

thanks for sharing