KOTCS DVD release

Started by Sadako of Girth42 pages

Well, maybe if you wrote it in f**king English, I could fu**ing understand it.

Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid hat. How does it feel?

I would've got ya....

We are not the same. I'm an American and you're a sick a$$hole.

I've passed the point of no return. Do you know what that is, Queeq? That's the point in a journey where it's longer to go back to the beginning. It's like when those astronauts got in trouble. I don't know, somebody messed up, and they had to get them back to Earth. But they had passed the point of no return. They were on the other side of the moon and were out of contact for like hours. Everybody waited to see if a bunch of dead guys in a can would pop out the other side. Well, that's me. I'm on the other side of the moon now and everybody is going to have to wait until I pop out.

Did you know, Sadako, that in some South American countries it's still legal to kill forum members if they insult you?

That's a hell of a way to treat a vet, man.

I am not economically viable.

You have a choice. I can kill you. Or you can kill me, and my daughter will get the insurance.

Hey. Why are you putting barbed wire on that fence? Is this how you rich people amuse yourselves? You put barbed wire on the fence so innocent people like me can hurt themselves looking in?

Im the bad guy...? How did that happen...?

What the hell are you trying to do? Kill me with a golf ball? It's not enough you have all these beautiful acres fenced in for your little game, but you gotta kill me with a golf ball? You should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. But instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do.

I never liked you, Prendergast.... You know why.....? You don't curse. I don't trust a man who doesn't curse. Not a "fu*k" or a "shit" in all these years. Real men curse.

Now THESE are Vietnam jungle boots. Cost you half as much, last you twice as long, and are great for stomping .

Pardon me, but that's bullshit. You see, I don't think anything's wrong with the street! I think you're just trying to justify your inflated budgets! I know how it works! If you don't spend the projected amount this year, you don't get the same amount next year! Now, I want you to admit, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE STREET!

Imagine what those pumpkins do with each other when they're alone! And what about the muff divers? Think about it!

Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

Looks like she doesn't like the special sauce, Rick.

Mr.Peepers just scratched the shit out of me.

You don't need a pen. Just use one of them cat turds.