KOTCS DVD release

Fu*k you, Captain, Fu*k you very much.

Is that what this is about? Is that why my chicken dinner is drying out in the oven? You're mad because they lied to you? Listen, pal, they lie to everyone. They lie to the fish. But that doesn't give you any special right to do what you did today.

You couldn't let a man sit here for five minutes to rest on your precious piece-of-shit hill?

Sir, sir, we're in a dangerous environment here. We've got a lot of glass and steel rushing by us at high speeds.

Have you ever heard the expression, "The customer is always right", Rick...?
Well.... here I am........the customer.....

I am not a vigilante. I am just trying to get home to my little girl's birthday party and if everyone will just stay out of my way, nobody will get hurt.

Take some shooting lessons, as*hole.

We're really sorry, Prendergast. We tried and tried but could not fit your f**king name on the cake!

You want my briefcase?
Here's my briefcase!

Where are you going?

You forgot the briefcase!

These here are the top of the line. Scientifically engineered and all that crap. Guaranteed by some Sierra Club ******* not to hurt a chipmunk IF you step on it! Personally, I think they're for pussies.

You missed.....I missed too.

'Course when you're done you have to clean out the waffle with a stick, but what the hell, you can't have everything, right? Am I right or wrong?

The guy walked into the bushes,
maybe to pee, but he never came back.

That's a hell of a way to treat a vet, man.
- You're an animal doctor?

Nick: Gravity? What the **** does that mean?
Bill Foster: I'll fall down.

What were you - a drummer boy? You must've been 10 years old.

Do you have any idea how much money my country has given your country?

(I'm running out of quotes)

I didn't see any signs.

I'm in linoleum tile, myself.

Freedom of religion. Now you get it. Feels good to exercise your rights, doesn't it?