Ruin a Wish!

Welcome one, welcome all to the Ruin a Wish Game! 😄

For those who don't know how it works, one person posts a random wish they have for something good to happen to them, and then the next person comes and grants them the wish, but in a bad way. For example...

Person 1: I wish for a cup of coffee

Person 2: Granted. As you lift it up it spills all over you and burns you.

And then that person posts a wish to their own to be ruined by the next person, and so on...

I'll start. 😛

I wish for a cream-filled donut from Tim Hortons.

Granted. As you get your donut, you see a kitten get stabbed. 😈

I wish for a toilet made of gold.

Your toilet is filled with dead babies and shit, cops come

you go to jail

I wish for supermans powers and no weaknesses
(is that to nerdy)

Then the post crisis writing crew comes along and takes away all your powers except x-ray vision.

I wish all of my family to die, to be broke, and have no reason for living.

Granted, you die as well.

I wish to have sex with everyone.

Granted, enjoy your AIDs.

I wish for a new PC.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Granted, you die as well.

I wish to have sex with everyone.

and then you die from rotted off privates while still having horrendous ghost pains until your agonizing death comes. (lol...no...not lol.)

I wish for a replicator like from star trek.

Originally posted by dadudemon
and then you die from rotted off privates while still having horrendous ghost pains until your agonizing death comes. (lol...no...not lol.)

I wish for a replicator like from star trek.

Granted, then it breaks.

I wish for nothing.

Originally posted by MIŠT
Granted, then it breaks.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, you get something out of the kindness of a christians heart.

I wish to never have a STD

Originally posted by Ax3l
Granted, you get something out of the kindness of a christians heart.

I wish to never have a STD

Granted, you lose your penis and therefore cant get an STD.

I wish I had a new sig.

Originally posted by MIŠT
Granted, you lose your penis and therefore cant get an STD.

I wish I had a new sig.

Granted. Then some hacks your account, changes your password and e-mail address, and changes your sig to a pile of pewp photoshopped to look like you're eating it.

I wish to discover the grand-unified theory.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Granted. Then some hacks your account, changes your password and e-mail address, and changes your sig to a pile of pewp photoshopped to look like you're eating it.

I wish to discover the grand-unified theory.

Granted, then you get amnesia and forget it.

I wish I had a box of boxes.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Granted, enjoy your AIDs.

I wish for a new PC.

lol

Originally posted by MIŠT
Granted, then you get amnesia and forget it.

I wish I had a box of boxes.

I wish for boobies

Granted, you get man boobies!

I wish for inner peace stoned

Someone shoves the peace sign up your butt

I wish for nothing bad would happen to me or anyone i care for...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Someone shoves the peace sign up your butt

I wish for nothing bad would happen to me or anyone i care for...

Your wish comes true for 5 seconds. Then they all get "over 9000" AIDS and die.

I wish for a very delicious frothy cup of Hot Chocolate.

Granted. Your dog dies.

I wish to motorboat the top 10 super models boobies.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Granted. Your dog dies.

I wish to motorboat the top 10 super models boobies.

Granted, you motorboat the top 10 guy super models.

I wish to go to bed.

Originally posted by MIŠT
Granted, you motorboat the top 10 guy super models.

I wish to go to bed.