Ruin a Wish!

granted...but it has polonium in it and you die like a Russian traitor in an NHS hospital in Hull with a moaning old granny who wants to felate you with the false teeth taken out...both before and after you're dead

i wish for what you just got

Originally posted by jaden101
granted...but it has polonium in it and you die like a Russian traitor in an NHS hospital in Hull with a moaning old granny who wants to felate you with the false teeth taken out...both before and after you're dead

i wish for what you just got

Granted, but the old lady bites it off, without the teeth in, before you die.

I wish for PVS/Schecter to come back to KMC.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Granted, but the old lady bites it off, without the teeth in, before you die.

I wish for PVS/Schecter to come back to KMC.

I wish I had a dollar.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Granted. He died a few months ago, there for her is a zombie and hunts you down for brains.

I wish I had a dollar.

You get it, but it is the c*ck a$$ dollar from a male stripper.

I wish for the ability to instantly heal my self like Claire from Heroes.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You get it, but it is the c*ck a$$ dollar from a male stripper.

I wish for the ability to instantly heal my self like Claire from Heroes.

I wish I was the smartest living thing in the universe.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Granted although it's radioactive so everyone around you gets cancer and dies.

I wish I was the smartest living thing in the universe.

Granted...but your consciousness is so far removed from being classified as "consciousness" that there's really no anthropamorphic definition of sentience for you. You're not really a "you", but really just an undefinable entity.

I wish for as many high qaulity philly cheesteaks as I want, any time I want.

granted, all the other smart people in the world get jealous and kill you

i wish for nothing

Originally posted by Mairuzu
granted, all the other smart people in the world get jealous and kill you

i wish for nothing

You get nothing, but due to the instability of nothingness in the multiverse, it turns into something. Or we could argue that nothing is technically something...paradoxical diatribe and what not.

See my above wish.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
granted, all the other smart people in the world get jealous and kill you

i wish for nothing

I wish Mairuzu stopped posting on KMC.

Granted, i'll stop posting here http://www.kmcsystems.com/

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Granted and therefore live on the streets as a loner.

I wish Mairuzu stopped posting on KMC.

Granted, but then you realize that you're left with Walshy's humor and commit suicide.

See my above wish.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Granted...but your consciousness is so far removed from being classified as "consciousness" that there's really no anthropamorphic definition of sentience for you. You're not really a "you", but really just an undefinable entity.

I wish for as many high qaulity philly cheesteaks as I want, any time I want.

your wife leave you

you eat your children

you die

Originally posted by dadudemon
You get nothing, but due to the instability of nothingness in the multiverse, it turns into something. Or we could argue that nothing is technically something...paradoxical diatribe and what not.

See my above wish.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Granted. Then you turn into a fat Amercian. I wish for for an egg and cheese sandwich.

you throw up on the kitchen floor, your mom walks in and slips on it and grabs you to gain balance and you fall with her on the floor and you break your neck along with your mother and you are paralyzed forever and a fat sweaty nurse washes you everyday while the male nurse rapes your mom every time he washes her

too much?

i wish this stupid lady picks up the phone and stops putting me on hold

You have to make a wish or the game doesn't progress.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
You have to make a wish or the game doesn't progress.

QFT. 🙁

Originally posted by Mairuzu
granted, eggs are spoiled

you throw up on the kitchen floor, your mom walks in and slips on it and grabs you to gain balance and you fall with her on the floor and you break your neck along with your mother and you are paralyzed forever and a fat sweaty nurse washes you everyday while the male nurse rapes your mom every time he washes her

too much?

i wish this stupid lady picks up the phone and stops putting me on hold