Douchebag contest

Started by Bouboumaster5 pages

Douchebag contest

There's Super heroes
There's Super villains
And there's Douchebags.

Ranks this 8 fictive characters in term of douchebaggueries, the the number one is the biggest douchebag, the biggest jerk of them all.

- Tony Stark
- Bruce Wayne
- Cyclops
- Dr Light (The villain one!)
- King Pin
- Lex Luthor
- Darkseid
- Reed Richards

Apparently you're mistaking douchebaggery with awesomeness. More than half that list is pure win.

Why isn't Batman on the list? Bruce can douche it up with the best of them. 😄

Bishop is the king of douchebags IMO

From the list though, Cyclops takes home the trophy.

One vote for Dr. Light and another one for Eric O'Grady.

What, no Eric O'Grady in the list??

When are you going to make a thread about the biggest dicks in comics, good sir?

1. Far and away is Tony Stark

2. Cyclops
3. Reed
4. Bruce
5. Darkseid (just for being such a failure for so long)

rest of the list is a tossup

Dr Light is a G...........he should not be on this list. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by TheBadguy
Darkseid (just for being such a failure for so long)

Without a doubt.

Reed is my pick. First he calls himself Mr Fantastic, then he names a element after himself, then he needs help from 3 friends just to compete with his old college rival. Not to mention his wife has such a high opinion of him that shes quick to ditch 'em to hang out with a fishman in a green speedo. Add in being Iron Man's lackey and you have a douche of the highest order.

Originally posted by redhotrash
Reed is my pick. First he calls himself Mr Fantastic, then he names a element after himself, then he needs help from 3 friends just to compete with his old college rival. Not to mention his wife has such a high opinion of him that shes quick to ditch 'em to hang out with a fishman in a green speedo. Add in being Iron Man's lackey and you have a douche of the highest order.

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Originally posted by redhotrash
Reed is my pick. First he calls himself Mr Fantastic, then he names a element after himself, then he needs help from 3 friends just to compete with his old college rival. Not to mention his wife has such a high opinion of him that shes quick to ditch 'em to hang out with a fishman in a green speedo. Add in being Iron Man's lackey and you have a douche of the highest order.

hmmm now that you bring everything to my attention, Reed might actually outdouche Cyclops.

Dr.Light's not a douche, he's the best 😄

superman is the biggest douche for what he used to do to jimmy olsen

Joker's a douche

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
There's Super heroes
There's Super villains
And there's Douchebags.

Ranks this 8 fictive characters in term of douchebaggueries, the the number one is the biggest douchebag, the biggest jerk of them all.

- Tony Stark
- Bruce Wayne
- Cyclops
- Dr Light (The villain one!)
- King Pin
- Lex Luthor
- Darkseid
- Reed Richards

Cyclops. biscuits
Originally posted by Acrosurge
Why isn't Batman on the list? Bruce can douche it up with the best of them. 😄
People have been banned for less than what you posted! uhuh

durelly

guy gardner (batman K'd him the FO), hank pym, dr. light, senator robert kelly, juggernaut, & blob

Stark, easily.

When Cyclops renames himself to Mr. Awesome, then I'll put him up as a contender for Reed. As for Stark, dont let his recent character mishandling ruin him for you. For like over 3 decades he was a pretty cool character, while Reed was a douche the entire time. Hell even taking the civil war thing into consideration, I still dont really find Tony to be the bad guy in that situation. Not to mention in every issue of the Might Avengers, Ms. Marvel comes across as a bigger douche than Iron Man imo.
As for Batman, he strikes me more as a anti-douche. Yeah he might have some douche like qualities, but hes the douche that puts over douchebags in their place.

1 Tony Stark = too cocky
4 Bruce Wayne = not really a douche but is probably intj which is close
2 Cyclops = pretentious *******
5 Dr Light (The villain one!) = an insecure dork
3 Lex Luthor = too emotional
6 Reed Richards = just a douche
7 Darkseid = raped by PIS, + too cocky