Douchebag contest

Originally posted by Starscream M
a ebola-AIDs-cancer mixture would be pretty frightening

almost 11,000,000 americans were killed by cancer in 2005. and thats just americans.

yeah, reed is the douche...

Originally posted by Raoul
almost 11,000,000 americans were killed by cancer in 2005. and thats just americans.

yeah, reed is the douche...

Originally posted by Starscream M
reed is a douche for spending god-knows-how-many-hours trying to find a 'cure' for Thing when he could be spending those precious hours trying to find a cure for billions of people around the world

yeah, because trying to find a cure for something thats been cured already is a good idea...

maybe he should not bother stopping galactus the next time he shows up...

"sorry love, can't save the planet, i'm trying to cure a disease t'challa's already cured but won't share with the world..."

honestly?

Originally posted by Raoul
yeah, because trying to find a cure for something thats been cured already is a good idea...

maybe he should not bother stopping galactus the next time he shows up...

"sorry love, can't save the planet, i'm trying to cure a disease t'challa's already cured but won't share with the world..."

honestly?

Originally posted by Raoul
yeah, because trying to find a cure for something thats been cured already is a good idea...

maybe he should not bother stopping galactus the next time he shows up...

"sorry love, can't save the planet, i'm trying to cure a disease t'challa's already cured but won't share with the world..."

honestly?

aren't they also responsible for killing millions by sitting around doing nothing while some 'prick' sits on the cure for cancer?

To be fair, if Reed didnt stop Galactus, someone else wouldve.

Originally posted by Starscream M
so why aren't superheroes around the world trying to work together to steal BP's cancer cure and share it with the world?

aren't they also responsible for killing millions by sitting around doing nothing while some 'prick' sits on the cure for cancer?

they're heroes. not villains. they don't go invading countries. they assume their fellow heroes want to help people too.

so what does that make t'challa?

Originally posted by Starscream M
so why aren't superheroes around the world trying to work together to steal BP's cancer cure and share it with the world?

aren't they also responsible for killing millions by sitting around doing nothing while some 'prick' sits on the cure for cancer?

Are you not killing hundreds by not being giving away condoms in Africa?

Originally posted by Raoul
they're heroes. not villains. they don't go invading countries. they assume their fellow heroes want to help people too.

so what does that make t'challa?

T'Challa has cure for a deadly disease that could save millions

You're saying T'Challa is keeping the cure a secret because he's a selfish prick

if thats the case, then T'Challa is a villain (since he's responsible for millions dying now and in the future)

now, if marvel's heroes knew that a villain had a cure for cancer, are you telling me they wouldn't try to defeat that villain and extract the cure out of him?

so Marvel's superheroes would rather let millions of people die painfully than to try to get the cure from Black Panther? that's some pathetic heroes

People still die at Wakanda, if there are not those diseases that kill people, it would be others, just change the name and refine the science.

You don't need to cure aids, just teach about sex in Africa, we don't need costumed heros for that. 😬

This is actually the first Im hearing about the cancer thing. Has he made it public knowledge that he has a cancer cure? Or has it been kept secret? Personally I might be a little biased, as I dont really like the character. I think its b.s. that they matched him up with Storm too. Storm had a relationship with Forge that lasted years, but she meets BP and decides to marry him like 2 months later? Wtf? Before they got married I wasnt even away they had ever encountered each other. Personally I think its Marvel pulling more nonsense out of their asses.

Originally posted by Raoul
yeah, because trying to find a cure for something thats been cured already is a good idea...

maybe he should not bother stopping galactus the next time he shows up...

"sorry love, can't save the planet, i'm trying to cure a disease t'challa's already cured but won't share with the world..."

honestly?

"These new costumes I created are made of unstable molecules!"
"Uh, shouldnt turning me back into a human be a bit higher on your list of priorities?"
"Oh, right Ben, sorry."

Originally posted by Mindset
Do you realize how much time Reed spends building useless shit or exploring other dimensions?

Geez, if you are an uber genius you can't have any fun!

Originally posted by redhotrash
"These new costumes I created are made of unstable molecules!"
"Uh, shouldnt turning me back into a human be a bit higher on your list of priorities?"
"Oh, right Ben, sorry."

i think if black panther destroyed the rest of the earth besides wakanda starscream would still be making excuses for him...."he had a good reason to do it! otherwise wakanda might have been threatened!"

Originally posted by redhotrash
Reed is a douche for being so self-centered in his research, yeah. Black Panter is a MUCH bigger douche for having a cure and keeping it to his country. Sabretooth might have killed a thousand people with his actions, but BP is killing a lot more with his. Definately a douche, Good call Battlehammer for nominating him.

Cmon guys you all know Reed doesn't even wash his balls without Stark telling him too. Why do you think Sue hasn't had a good lay with Mr. Stretch in years. Stark told him being celibate helps you focus when Thor clone building. You're expecting too much out of him.