Why I will never be a Christian again!

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Okieshowedem Member

Why I will never be a Christian again!

I know who Jesus the Christ is and where this pagan name came from.
I know the Hebrew prophets use the proper Hebrew Name for the Creator in their writtings.
The Christian translators were inspired by Satan the God of this world to replace the proper Name of the Creator with the pagan title God and Lord.

Okieshowedem

Da Pittman "Pitt Happens"

All righty now 😐

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Re: Why I will never be a Christian again!

Originally posted by Okieshowedem
I know who Jesus the Christ is and where this pagan name came from.
I know the Hebrew prophets use the proper Hebrew Name for the Creator in their writtings.
The Christian translators were inspired by Satan the God of this world to replace the proper Name of the Creator with the pagan title God and Lord.

Okieshowedem

You don't believe in Christianity, but you believe in Satan? I have news for you; Satan is not real.

Okieshowedem Member

Shaky

I see Satan has deceived you.
How sad.
Since SHE is not real you have no need to fear.
Sleep on,

Okieshowedem

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Originally posted by Okieshowedem
Shaky

I see Satan has deceived you.
How sad.
Since SHE is not real you have no need to fear.
Sleep on,

Okieshowedem

How could a myth deceive me if I don't believe the myth? A myth only has power over those how believe.

DigiMark007 Forum Leader

Originally posted by Okieshowedem
Shaky

I see Satan has deceived you.
How sad.
Since SHE is not real you have no need to fear.
Sleep on,

Okieshowedem

Holy SH*T Guys! He called Satan a SHE! I'm freaked out now because it has expanded my consciousness to allow for this possibility.

😐

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Holy SH*T Guys! He called Satan a SHE! I'm freaked out now because it has expanded my consciousness to allow for this possibility.

😐

😮‍💨 Put down the pipe, and you will feel better in an hour or two. 😂 😛

Hewhoknowsall Restricted

No offense, but you are acting like a satan worshiper.

DigiMark007 Forum Leader
Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
No offense, but you are acting like a satan worshiper.

No offense, but Satan isn't such a bad dude. Anyone with the stones (or ovaries, sticking with the theme here) to stand up to God is ok in my book. I mean, God. The dude's like practically Jesus, and Satan was like "screw you man! Breakfast can be eaten any time of the day!"

And then God was like "It's 5PM. Get that pancake and waffle sh*t outa here!"

And then Satan went to hell to enjoy his meal in peace, then sent minions to earth to continue the message. And that, kids, is why the food at the Waffle House is so damn good.

True story.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
No offense, but you are acting like a satan worshiper.

Who are you talking too, the thread starter?

I love people who start with "No offence" because you know they are going to offend someone. 😂

inimalist Junior Member

If you believe in the Satan of the Bible, you are a Christian

its not that you are no longer a christian, just that you think you are the real christian who is not deceived by Satan.

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Holy SH*T Guys! He called Satan a SHE! I'm freaked out now because it has expanded my consciousness to allow for this possibility.

😐

😆 😆 😆

Holy shit

😆 😆 😆

I was in the middle of class...everyone looked at me like was I crazy.

Deja~vu Dreamer

Re: Why I will never be a Christian again!

Originally posted by Okieshowedem
I know who Jesus the Christ is and where this pagan name came from.
I know the Hebrew prophets use the proper Hebrew Name for the Creator in their writtings.
The Christian translators were inspired by Satan the God of this world to replace the proper Name of the Creator with the pagan title God and Lord.

Okieshowedem

But you're still a believer in Satan? How odd.

OMG, that's right. He said SHE! HAHAHAHAHA!

WOMAN HATER!! 😠

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Re: Re: Why I will never be a Christian again!

Originally posted by Deja~vu
But you're still a believer in Satan? How odd.

OMG, that's right. He said SHE! HAHAHAHAHA!

WOMAN HATER!! 😠

I think he was talking about you. 😛 😂

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

Re: Re: Re: Why I will never be a Christian again!

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I think he was talking about you. 😛 😂

Satan is in our midst.

Deja~vu Dreamer

Yes, and my daughter spawns too. 😈

Da Pittman "Pitt Happens"

I'm confused 😖

King of Blades The King

Originally posted by DigiMark007
No offense, but Satan isn't such a bad dude. Anyone with the stones (or ovaries, sticking with the theme here) to stand up to God is ok in my book. I mean, God. The dude's like practically Jesus, and Satan was like "screw you man! Breakfast can be eaten any time of the day!"

And then God was like "It's 5PM. Get that pancake and waffle sh*t outa here!"

And then Satan went to hell to enjoy his meal in peace, then sent minions to earth to continue the message. And that, kids, is why the food at the Waffle House is so damn good.

True story.

😆 No wonder they always have the song "The Devil came down to Georgia"

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Holy SH*T Guys! He called Satan a SHE! I'm freaked out now because it has expanded my consciousness to allow for this possibility.

😐

Could just be another one of those femi-nazis.

cococryspies Senior Member

Re: Why I will never be a Christian again!

Originally posted by Okieshowedem
I know who Jesus the Christ is and where this pagan name came from.
I know the Hebrew prophets use the proper Hebrew Name for the Creator in their writtings.
The Christian translators were inspired by Satan the God of this world to replace the proper Name of the Creator with the pagan title God and Lord.

Okieshowedem

I'm confused. You're not a christian, but you believe that God, Jesus and Satan are real? And the reason you're not a christian is because of the names given to them?

Could you clarify?