Why I will never be a Christian again!

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Who knows? Jesus might possibly be GOD.

But for now, I'd rather believe in what I can see/hear/feel.

Well, Jesus is.

The Trinity.
God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost/Spirit.

Your senses can lie.

Originally posted by The Scribe
Well, Jesus is.

The Trinity.
God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost/Spirit.

Your senses can lie.

Books can also lie. 😄

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Books can also lie. 😄

I know many that do. They are in public schools. 😉

Originally posted by The Scribe
I know many that do. They are in public schools. 😉

...and one that is in churches. 😉

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
...and one that is in churches. 😉

Nope 😇

Then again some books in churches are counterfeits and do lie, like the NIV, or they were written by nuts like Joel Osteen who is a liar.

Originally posted by The Scribe
Nope 😇

Then again some books in churches are counterfeits and do lie, like the NIV, or they were written by nuts like Joel Osteen who is a liar.

Keep going...

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Keep going...

Someone went to Osteen's church and they didn't like it too much. 😄
Preaching outside Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church in Houston.

Joel Osteen Exposed! (Part 1)

The NIV, exposed

Lies from the NIV translators.

Oooo, battle of the translations now. LOL

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Oooo, battle of the translations now. LOL

New from Japan: Translation Wars!

How about the 1811 King James. Good, I've read it.

pimp

OR the 1644 Geneva with Reformer notes? Nice touch of antichrist period. LOL

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Oooo, battle of the translations now. LOL

😄 The winner would be the KJV 1611. 😉

King James

More...

Pastor Michael Slattery 😇

Originally posted by Digi
No offense, but Satan isn't such a bad dude. Anyone with the stones (or ovaries, sticking with the theme here) to stand up to God is ok in my book. I mean, God. The dude's like practically Jesus, and Satan was like "screw you man! Breakfast can be eaten any time of the day!"

And then God was like "It's 5PM. Get that pancake and waffle sh*t outa here!"

And then Satan went to hell to enjoy his meal in peace, then sent minions to earth to continue the message. And that, kids, is why the food at the Waffle House is so damn good.

True story.

...But what if you don't like Waffle House? Does that make you evil... or good... or... Augh I am so confused...

Originally posted by silver_tears
Wow I'm not even religious and this offends me.

I AM religious, and found it hillarious. 😂

It's quite obvious anyone who doesn't believe in Jesus... is gay. You don't wanna be gay now, do you?