I pulled a groin muscle while weight lifting...

... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

lol, let the insults begin.

sure you didn't pull it too hard in a futile attempt to ejaculate?

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

don't bullshit us, your penis isn't that fookin heavy!

Ouch. That takes a while to heal as well. Enjoy having blue balls for a while 😛

Doctor says a month.

Porque?! *sobs*

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Doctor says a month.

Porque?! *sobs*

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Wetback. haermm

... and now it hurts when I masturbate.

My males mates talk about this sort of thing, there's a way to work around it. You just gotta' find a way to wack off without pain.There is a pain-free solution.

I remember back when I was thirteen, my twin brother pulled his groin doing high-jump... Ouch.

Originally posted by BlackC@
My males mates talk about this sort of thing, there's a way to work around it. You just gotta' find a way to wack off without pain.There is a pain-free solution.

I remember back when I was thirteen, my twin brother pulled his groin doing high-jump... Ouch.

Where there's a will, there's a way 😂.

I still manage to do it, it just hurts. Anything that makes my stomach move hurts.

It's in the technique. A slow up an down pump, compared to the usual frantic thrusts and jerks and such, is relatively painless.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
I still manage to do it, it just hurts. Anything that makes my stomach move hurts.

It's in the technique. A slow up an down pump, compared to the usual frantic thrusts and jerks and such, is relatively painless.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
I still manage to do it, it just hurts. Anything that makes my stomach move hurts.

It's in the technique. A slow up an down pump, compared to the usual frantic thrusts and jerks and such, is relatively painless.

ROFL!!!!

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano

ROOOOOOFFFFLLLLLL! 😆 😆 😆

I can teach you, young one.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
I can teach you, young one.

How to pull a groin?

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
How to pull a groin?

You freak me out a little bit.

At least now you'll have awesome technique. srug

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

There's always anal masturbation. 😬

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
There's always anal masturbation. 😬

HAHAHAHA! Milk that prostate! 😂

Originally posted by dadudemon
You freak me out a little bit.

Let me tell you something, Dadude. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the net, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

Nobody ****s with the Jesus!

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano

Let me tell you something, Dadude. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the net, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

Nobody ****s with the Jesus!