I pulled a groin muscle while weight lifting...

Originally posted by Bardock42
DUDE, there's a lebowski forum for that kinda talk.

Where?

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano

Let me tell you something, Dadude. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the net, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

Nobody ****s with the Jesus!

crylaugh

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

I'd kill myself, if I were you.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano

Let me tell you something, Dadude. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the net, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

Nobody ****s with the Jesus!

AHA!

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

Can't you just push it back?

I tried.

I threw up. 🙁

Originally posted by JacopeX
Have someone rub it, kiss it, and make it better.

' you volunteering? I bet you got a purty mouth.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

That'd be like telling you to not fart.

i neva undertood y ani 1 wood wan ta lif wates an shit wen allz yooz rilly need iz a gat. 😬

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

****ing amateurs. I hope your were lifting at least a deuce 50 to do that, pussy.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Don't masturbate?

What is WRONG with you? 😐

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

Let one of these cool a little and.....well you've seen american pie no?

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
i neva undertood y ani 1 wood wan ta lif wates an shit wen allz yooz rilly need iz a gat. 😬

... because guns don't burn fat.

****ing amateurs. I hope your were lifting at least a deuce 50 to do that, pussy.

*insert cliche black yo momma joke here*

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... because guns don't burn fat.

*insert cliche black yo momma joke here*

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
' you volunteering? I bet you got a purty mouth.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
I tried.

I threw up. 🙁

Originally posted by Kosta
What is [b]WRONG with you? 😐 [/B]