Kratos vs Dante

Started by Phanteros50 pages

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
You're just saying that. They're candy asses, and you know it. 300 is a major fascist sausagefest, dude. It's ironic that Leonidas said that they "weren't boy-lovers" when in reality, he was basically the head of Nambla. Pederasty was a central part of Spartan, society. Getting your ass reamed as a boy, was part of becoming a man.
no proof of Kratos being Gay so i now i'm reporting for trolling

Originally posted by Phanteros
no proof of Kratos being Gay so i now i'm reporting for trolling
This word "Trolling" is thrown around these days. Nothing I said in that post was inflammatory, or false.

Spartans, all of them, were homos.

Do you disagree with this statement? (If you do, I suggest you educate yourself.)

If you don't, then by extension, Kratos is a homo. That doesn't mean he doesn't do chicks, just that he likes guys too, (possibly more). It really isn't very debatable. Look up Spartan sexuality or Greek views on homosexuality online.

Anyway, it's besides the point. Why don't you focus more on why the Gods (and by extension, Kratos) get curb stomped and less on Kratos's sexuality?

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
This word "Trolling" is thrown around these days. Nothing I said in that post was inflammatory, or false.

Spartans, all of them, were homos.

Do you disagree with this statement? (If you do, I suggest you educate yourself.)

If you don't, then by extension, Kratos is a homo. That doesn't mean he doesn't do chicks, just that he likes guys too, (possibly more). It really isn't very debatable. Look up Spartan sexuality or Greek views on homosexuality online.

Anyway, it's besides the point. Why don't you focus more on why the Gods (and by extension, Kratos) get curb stomped and less on Kratos's sexuality?

or how about you prove Kratos in general is gay not the spartans as whole. yes i study Greek Mythology and know the stuff Spartans do but can you prove that GOW is the same? and the reason why i don't focus on Kratos Curbstomping Dante is because you haven't gave me any significant information.

Originally posted by Phanteros
or how about you prove Kratos in general is gay not the spartans as whole. yes i study Greek Mythology and know the stuff Spartans do but can you prove that GOW is the same? and the reason why i don't focus on Kratos Curbstomping Dante is because you haven't gave me any significant information.
Why should we assume Spartans in GOW are different than real/mythological ones? Not much else in GOW is different from mythology. Just a few alterations to classical Greek lore with a few personality traits thrown in to make the story more exciting. Everything's pretty much the same. So the burden of proof rests with you.

Can you prove that he's not a homo?

Dante is much too fast and powerful to get stomped by a guy like Kratos. I don't think Kratos has ever faced anyone close to Dante in speed and power. Can you think of anyone in particular?

Edit: This is senseless. Kratos being a homo or not being a homo doesn't change anything. When he loses to Dante, it probably won't be because he was smitten by his dashing good looks. He probably won't even see Dante. Kratos is stomped, so hard.

yeah your right Kratos stomps dante so hard. yeah someone who reacts to lightning won't see dante.

Originally posted by Phanteros
yeah your right Kratos stomps dante so hard. yeah someone who reacts to lightning won't see dante.
lol, let's call the whole thing off.

Dante isn't lightning. I can react to lightning. Doesn't mean I can see it moving.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
lol, let's call the whole thing off. Dante isn't lightning. I can react to lightning. Doesn't mean I can see it moving.
agreed, no point in trying.

Originally posted by Phanteros
agreed, no point in trying.
Really. I'm outta here.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
lol, let's call the whole thing off.

Dante isn't lightning. I can react to lightning. Doesn't mean I can see it moving.

when its coming at your face? man you suck at dodging

Originally posted by Phanteros
when its coming at your face? man you suck at dodging
One last thing.

You must be a ****ing superhero, Phanteros, if you can dodge a lightning bolt coming at your face. Use your abilities for the good of mankind, dude.

In fact, I concede to you. Kratos rapes Dante. Good and hard, for a long time. I hope you're happy.

Originally posted by Phanteros
proof of nero beating zeus instead of bring a case of BULLSHIT. a Demigod that has cunning beaten them.

still you haven't shown proof of Kratos being gay so it didn't happen sorry you FAILED. Metrosexual isn't the same as homo.

Prove the Gods beating Dante. I'm not talking about Kratos. Kratos isn't cunning.

You never proved he was a metro, so you fail for saying the word fail. As I said, all Spartans were gay, Kratos is one. Oh, well.... Funny how you say Kratos is so fast (reacting?), but if he is, then why does he need Hermes' boots?

P.S.-You need to do some research. All Spartans were gay. I might search for it.

Originally posted by The Valiant
Prove the Gods beating Dante. I'm not talking about Kratos. Kratos isn't cunning.

You never proved he was a metro, so you fail for saying the word fail. As I said, all Spartans were gay, Kratos is one. Oh, well.... Funny how you say Kratos is so fast (reacting?), but if he is, then why does he need Hermes' boots?

P.S.-You need to do some research. All Spartans were gay. I might search for it.

you still didn't proof Kratos was gay. you just said spartans but their were individuals that stand out. can i have a vid of the boots? Kratos is cunning by the fact he tricked Zeus into that low brow. prove me he isn't. dante looks femine gumachi so deal with it.

You still didn't prove Dante is a metro. All Spartans were is the point. Anyone can trick anybody. Yeah, he had to trick him. Prove me he is. Which is why I said most anime/japanese characters look femine.

HCylj25pq18&feature=related @1:10-1:11 It's stated in an interview that he is wearing Hermes' boots, because it gives him the ability to wall run (and move much faster).

he wasn't wearing them in GOW 2 from what i recall.

If he was that fast reacting, he wouldn't need the boots.

Originally posted by Phanteros
you still didn't proof Kratos was gay. you just said spartans but their were individuals that stand out. can i have a vid of the boots? Kratos is cunning by the fact he tricked Zeus into that low brow. prove me he isn't. dante looks femine gumachi so deal with it.

Its ok, you were right. dante was metro, there is no doubt about it, i mean look at him. I dont think you can call kratos gay, he has shown no sign of it, and its hard to compare a video game with spartans in it to actual greek mythology.

This turned into an incredible amout of crap for a thread... Now we're resorting to attacking a characters sexuality...

Thats easily a level 5 "WTF!?!?"

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
This turned into an incredible amout of crap for a thread... Now we're resorting to attacking a characters sexuality...

Thats easily a level 5 "WTF!?!?"

What's level 6 "WTF!?!?"?

and lvl 7?

Still not Seph vs Link. But this thing is damn close.