U.S. Army here I come

Started by Rogue Jedi11 pages

If not, kick them in their jubblies ✅

MEPS = Duck walk fun. awesome

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If not, kick them in their jubblies ✅

I might 😂

Originally posted by Röland
MEPS = Duck walk fun. awesome

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the duck walk is the funniest part, although I still cant figure out why you have to do it in your underwear

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
the duck walk is the funniest part, although I still cant figure out why you have to do it in your underwear

make sure you get some pics when you do that will you!

Duck walk with a huge log on your back pwns you. I ****ed up one night and had to do it in freezing weather for an hour.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
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the duck walk is the funniest part, although I still cant figure out why you have to do it in your underwear

While I wasn't able to get in the Marines (blew out my knee in flootball), I did take part in the whole MEPS "experience though.

You do it in your underwear so the doctors can see how your joints and things are functioning.

Originally posted by Baylin
make sure you get some pics when you do that will you!

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I already did the duck walk, but didnt get any pics, sorry.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Duck walk with a huge log on your back pwns you. I ****ed up one night and had to do it in freezing weather for an hour.

hanuts

Originally posted by Röland
While I wasn't able to get in the Marines (blew out my knee in flootball), I did take part in the whole MEPS "experience though.

You do it in your underwear so the doctors can see how your joints and things are functioning.

makes sense

haha meps was crazy during medical for me...i felt bad for this one fat kid that couldnt do most of the meps excercies

Originally posted by *=DeathReaperr'
haha meps was crazy during medical for me...i felt bad for this one fat kid that couldnt do most of the meps excercies

I would have felt bad too. There was this kid there when I went, the doctor told him he was fat and had no business signing up for the Army, this doctor was a real dick

I just looked up driving directions from where I live to where I am going for basic training, it is 885 miles away.

damn dude.

ya, about 14 hours and 24 minutes.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
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I already did the duck walk, but didnt get any pics, sorry.

Not good enough, do it again but with pics! ✅

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I just looked up driving directions from where I live to where I am going for basic training, it is 885 miles away.

Ouch, thats like driving up the entire length of my wee island! 😱

quack quack.

Originally posted by Baylin
Not good enough, do it again but with pics! ✅

Ouch, thats like driving up the entire length of my wee island! 😱

I will do it again and take pics but only for you

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I will do it again and take pics but only for you

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😍

Originally posted by Baylin
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Ok, I spoke to my recruiter today, he is planning on taking me to the MEPS center this week to finish my testing, so if all goes according to plan I will be sworn in by the end of the week

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Ok, I spoke to my recruiter today, he is planning on taking me to the MEPS center this week to finish my testing, so if all goes according to plan I will be sworn in by the end of the week

Qapla' (in the world of Star Trek, that is the Klingon word meaning Success)

Why are you saying bye? What kind of psuedo-civilised country doesn't let it's army troops access the internet during training? Have fun with your somewhat questionable decision in joining the army. Just make sure that you train hard... So you don't shoot any of your allies like you're famous for.